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: March 02, 2007, 01:06:02 PM

Hey Jeff!  Just wanted to drop and line and let you know, everyone in Tampa is pulling for you to sign with the Bucs. 

Things to consider:

1) With the Bucs current roster, you'd pretty much be assured a starting spot

2) The Bucs WCO is so similiar to Andy Reid's that you'd pick up the playbook in no time.

3) You get to play for a head coach that has actually WON a superbowl (and isn't done yet).

4) A Hall of Fame Defense to back you up.

5) A future HOF running back to take pressure off of you.

6) A head coach that believes you to be a great fit, and ergo will have your back.

7) Beautiful weather and women.  Think California, with affordable housing.

8) No state income tax.

9) Fan support like you've probably never known.

10) A team with money to spend on FA stars to surround you with and a top 5 draft pick.

Some reasons to consider NOT signing with the Raiders:

1) Al Davis

2) Randy Moss' attitude

3) Jerry Porter's attitude

4) No offensive line.  I mean seriously, how many places are they gonna stick Gallery before they officially declare him a bust

5) You could get stabbed on the way to the stadium.

6) Did I mention Al Davis?

7) Lane Kiffen has NO NFL experience.  In fact, he has no Head Coaching experience whatsoever.

8) Oakland is a s***hole. Why pay a million dollars for a home in the freakin ghetto?

9) The new GM in Oakland LOVES J. Russell in the draft.  How long will you play before you get benched for the hot young rookie?  (see the Titans last year).

10) You'd be working for Al Davis.
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For some reason, the number 8 shows up as a smiley here...odd


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Dear Glazers,

Please sell the team to Eddie DeBartolo.

Thank you,
--the fans

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#1 : March 02, 2007, 01:07:25 PM

Nice



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#2 : March 02, 2007, 01:09:16 PM

You need to put a space there Buckit

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#3 : March 02, 2007, 01:13:59 PM

Huh?


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Dear Glazers,

Please sell the team to Eddie DeBartolo.

Thank you,
--the fans



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#4 : March 02, 2007, 01:15:36 PM

So your 8's don't come out as smileys, hit the space bar.

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#5 : March 02, 2007, 01:16:05 PM

So your 8's don't come out as smileys, hit the space bar.

Ah, got it.


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Dear Glazers,

Please sell the team to Eddie DeBartolo.

Thank you,
--the fans

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#6 : March 02, 2007, 01:54:55 PM

Hey Jeff!  Just wanted to drop and line and let you know, everyone in Tampa is pulling for you to sign with the Bucs. 

Things to consider:

1) With the Bucs current roster, you'd pretty much be assured a starting spot

2) The Bucs WCO is so similiar to Andy Reid's that you'd pick up the playbook in no time.

3) You get to play for a head coach that has actually WON a superbowl (and isn't done yet).

4) A Hall of Fame Defense to back you up.

5) A future HOF running back to take pressure off of you.

6) A head coach that believes you to be a great fit, and ergo will have your back.

7) Beautiful weather and women.  Think California, with affordable housing.

8) No state income tax.

9) Fan support like you've probably never known.

10) A team with money to spend on FA stars to surround you with and a top 5 draft pick.


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For some reason, the number 8 shows up as a smiley here...odd
You really think he would buy into this bull$hit?? He's not that stupid, and if he was, then why would you want him??

"Fan support like you've probably never known"??

WTF?? You mean like fans who boo EVERY QB that has played for this team in the last 5 years.... Including our QB who lead us to a Superbowl victory......

Please


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