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#90 : January 05, 2010, 03:54:12 PM

And some fans are REAL turds. Here's an article for all you turds...

http://personal-development.com/chuck/negativethinking.htm

Hmmmm...so Bills fans that put up billboards aren't turds?? Just people that want to win are turds? Is that what you are saying?

I don't know anything about Bills fans, and I can't smell their stench from all the way up there. On top of that, Buffalo sucks as a place in general, so in their case they may have nothing other than football to live for, which could have an impact on their circumstances.

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#91 : January 05, 2010, 04:09:11 PM

So how are the Bucs going to polish the 3-13 turd??

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#92 : January 05, 2010, 04:10:33 PM

So how are the Bucs going to polish the 3-13 turd??

They aren't. Why would would you suggest it?

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#93 : January 05, 2010, 04:11:06 PM

So how are the Bucs going to polish the 3-13 turd??

By getting rid of those frontrunning fans...thereby making the bandwagon lighter and less turds get stuck to the undercarriage...

Without Carl Nix it feels like our running game just took a death blow to the face!


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#94 : January 05, 2010, 04:32:36 PM

So how are the Bucs going to polish the 3-13 turd??

By getting rid of those frontrunning fans...thereby making the bandwagon lighter and less turds get stuck to the undercarriage...


Yes that should do it... This team will go to the superbowl, once those pesky fans are out of the way...

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#95 : January 05, 2010, 04:36:08 PM

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So how are the Bucs going to polish the 3-13 turd??

By getting rid of those frontrunning fans...thereby making the bandwagon lighter and less turds get stuck to the undercarriage...


Yes that should do it... This team will go to the superbowl, once those pesky fans are out of the way...

haha..yeah once those pesky fans stop buying tickets things will be awesome

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#96 : January 05, 2010, 07:03:45 PM

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So how are the Bucs going to polish the 3-13 turd??

By getting rid of those frontrunning fans...thereby making the bandwagon lighter and less turds get stuck to the undercarriage...


Yes that should do it... This team will go to the superbowl, once those pesky fans are out of the way...

haha..yeah once those fake, frontrunning, no football knowledge having fans stop buying tickets and Frick and Frack sells the team things will be awesome

Fixed that for you.... :D

Without Carl Nix it feels like our running game just took a death blow to the face!


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#97 : January 05, 2010, 07:17:43 PM

Were the patriots in the 1700s just being "negative" when they stood up for themselves and demanded fairness and independence?

No, they weren't. Only a habitually negative person would look at the actions of the US patriots as being negative.


Sorry but according to the British govt. and Press and a large percentage of the English population, they were just being negative.


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#98 : January 05, 2010, 07:21:52 PM

and 'snap' went the alligator...

\"A Great Coach has to have a Patient Wife, A Loyal Dog, and a Great Quarterback. . . . but not necessarily in that order\" ~ Coach Bud Grant

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#99 : January 05, 2010, 07:37:10 PM

Actually you can polish a turd, mythbusters did it


Yeah, I saw that episode. I shoulda used another cliche!

Mythbusters??? heck they have been polishing turds and selling them for years
You can even buy a polished turd pretty cheap


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#100 : January 05, 2010, 07:42:08 PM


Like all fossils, coprolites are actually rocks formed in the shape of the organic material that they slowly replace.

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#101 : January 05, 2010, 07:52:27 PM


Like all fossils, coprolites are actually rocks formed in the shape of the organic material that they slowly replace.



That does explain Al Davis.


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#102 : January 05, 2010, 07:54:23 PM

Sorry but according to the British govt. and Press and a large percentage of the English population, they were just being negative.

Like I said, negative people.



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#103 : January 05, 2010, 09:21:38 PM

Gotta say it is kind of hard to polish a 3-13 season no matter who the coach is.  I can handle the losses a little better when there is a legit reason for it.  If the coach is up front and does their part with setting the direction and sicking to it, then I can understand it, but when a team fires thier OC 10 days before the start of the season, and eventually fires their DC as well, it doesn't speak well of the organization for what it is doing.  You gripe about negative fans, well they do have a right to gripe with a 3-13 record, and no real explanation for it.
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