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#30 : March 04, 2007, 12:21:57 AM

Mike Alstott is so powerful he has killed a man - twice.

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#31 : March 04, 2007, 12:24:14 AM

Karen was embarassed to put this up so she asked me to do it:

Mike is so HOT he caused Global Warming


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#32 : March 04, 2007, 12:27:41 AM

When Mike Alstott has to hide...everyone else closes their eyes

You couldn't hang if you were a poster

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#33 : March 04, 2007, 12:28:34 AM

Mike Alstott counted to infinity....Twice!

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#34 : March 04, 2007, 12:32:33 AM

Mike Alstott lost his virginity before his dad

Mike Alstott eats coal and poops out diamonds

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#35 : March 04, 2007, 12:35:39 AM

Mike Alstott sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Mike Alstott shaves his balls with a samuri sword... because he can

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#36 : March 04, 2007, 01:41:37 AM

When Mike Alstott has sex with Jeff Garcia, it's not because he is gay, it's because he has run out of women.
LOL..coming from Larry Brackins mangina donor!!!

Making fun of the all time leading TD scorer is cool with you, but you thought Brackins was the next greatest WR and defended him to the hills. But Mike doesn't deserve your respect?

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#37 : March 04, 2007, 01:43:16 AM

Mike Alstott is so cool, he doesn't need Pirate's respect

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#38 : March 04, 2007, 01:44:29 AM

When Mike Alstott has sex with Jeff Garcia, it's not because he is gay, it's because he has run out of women.
LOL..coming from Larry Brackins mangina donor!!!

Making fun of the all time leading TD scorer is cool with you, but you thought Brackins was the next greatest WR and defended him to the hills. But Mike doesn't deserve your respect?
When did I say Larry Brackins was the next great thing?

I always said I like him as a prospect, and I was wrong.


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