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« : March 03, 2007, 10:14:20 PM »

Hey I was talking to a buddy on the way home from the Rays game today and he had a good point. We should start Mike Alstott jokes like the Chuck Norris ones. 

You know like when Mike Alstott does push ups, he doesn't move up the earth moves down.

MIke Alstott's tears cure cancer, but Mike Alstott never cries.

Mike Alstott invented spoons, because killing people with knives is too easy.

Please continue the thread by adding in your own Mike Alstott jokes.


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« #1 : March 03, 2007, 10:15:18 PM »

When Mike Alstott has sex with Jeff Garcia, it's not because he is gay, it's because he has run out of women.


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« #2 : March 03, 2007, 10:15:59 PM »

All pretty damn stupid.




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« #3 : March 03, 2007, 10:16:04 PM »

When Mike Alstott has sex with Jeff Garcia, it's not because he is gay, it's because he has run out of women.
God. Damn. Son.
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« #4 : March 03, 2007, 10:16:52 PM »

when mike alstott jumps in the pool he doesnt get wet...the water gets mike alstott

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« #5 : March 03, 2007, 10:18:25 PM »

Larry Brackins would hate that very much.....  Don't you know, there is no chin under Larry Brackin's Beard. There is only another fist.


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« #6 : March 03, 2007, 10:18:39 PM »

I thought Chuck Norris is old now.


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« #7 : March 03, 2007, 10:18:42 PM »

Mike Alstott is so big an d"powerful which he kind of is" he has the sun going around his gravitational pull

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« #8 : March 03, 2007, 10:19:21 PM »

Mike Alstott uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.



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« #9 : March 03, 2007, 10:20:14 PM »

Mike Alstott only masturbates to pictures of Mike Alstott




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« #10 : March 03, 2007, 10:21:33 PM »

Before Mike Alstott the alphabet didn't consist of TD.



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« #11 : March 03, 2007, 10:22:17 PM »

this thread is crazy

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« #12 : March 03, 2007, 10:22:28 PM »

this is going to my only post for the jokes
Mike Alstott doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
Mike Alstott does not get frostbite. Mike Alstott bites frost
There is no such thing as global warming... Mike Alstott was cold, so he turned the sun up.


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« #13 : March 03, 2007, 10:22:56 PM »

And on the 3rd day, God gaveth the ball to Mike Alstott, his father.

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« #14 : March 03, 2007, 10:24:03 PM »

There are no disabled people. Only people who have tried to tackle Mike Alstott

Mike Alstott doesn't have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway.

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