You know your getting old when...

[John Galt?]

You throw your back out on the toilet.

Your second wife calls your first wife "ma'am"

You shave your ears...

...but see no need to shave you crotch

You're actually excited when your prescriptions arrive in the mail.

You read the obits in the paper to check the ages.

You still read the paper.

You are bummed out that the hot chick from "Body Heat" now looks like William Shatner in drag.

You still say "bummed out"

Women your age have real breasts and artificial hips.

You tell the kid hooking up your Blu-Ray about your Beta-Max

You pee in morse code...

...and have to look down to know when you're done.

You set your car radio to "Classic Rock" so you have something to switch it to during NPR pledge drives.

Your doctor says things like "that is perfectly normal for someone your age"......."consider yourself lucky"

You choose your new car because it has great lumbar support and convenient cup holders.

Under your chin is what appears to be a neck-skin hammock.

Watching "The Who" perform at the SuperBowl made you sad.

Your doctor tells you this new medication could lower your sperm count and your only response is "so is that all"

An actress/model you used to fantasize about now does ads for "Life Alarm" or "Hover-Round".

You know who Eartha Kitt is...fondly.

You can watch the original Steve McQueen version of "The Blob" and hear nothing wrong with the dialog...despite the 96 uses of the phrase "gee-whiz"

You remember watching the "Star Wars Holiday Special"

You think of Bea Arthur as Maude and not a Golden Girl.

Watching "The Who" perform at the SuperBowl made you sad.

You set your car radio to "Classic Rock" so you have something to switch it to during...oh..wait..did I already say that...

[Doug09]

What's a Beta-Max?









No serious, was it before the VHS?

Watching "The Who" perform at the SuperBowl made you sad.
Mustve made you real sad, you put it twice.

[John Galt?]

Watching "The Who" perform at the SuperBowl made you sad.
Mustve made you real sad, you put it twice.

re-read it again and pay attention to the last line.

[bucsense]

That shiz is funny....but true.

[Morgan]

[JavaBuc]

She does look like Shatner in drag.  I hadn't noticed that.   



She was scorching in Body Heat though!!!   (One of my favorite movies ever)

[bucsense]

Whoa!! Nip & Tuck Kathleen?

[Morgan]

or maybe compete in The Biggest Loser

[JavaBuc]

or maybe compete in The Biggest Loser

Even if she lost the weight, the looks are shot. 

[GhostRider]

What's a Beta-Max?









No serious, was it before the VHS?

Actually, it's still in commercial use.  Nearly all, if not all TV stations use Beta.