I just put this on stripjoint's thread, but I find it could be used here too.
Didn't "God" make the following animals?
I have this growing want to go and sit in a Biology course at a Christian school. That has
got to be hilarious.
  * African Elephant[16]
  * Brown Bear[17]
  * Brown Rat[18]
  * Buffalo[19
  * Caribou[20]
  * Cat (domestic)[21]
  * Cheetah[22]
  * Common Dolphin[23]
  * Common Marmoset[24]
  * Common Rac**CENSORED**[25]
  * Dog (domestic)[26]
  * European Bison[27]
  * Human
  * Prea[28]
  * Chicken (Domestic)[29]
  * Common Gull[30
  * Emu[31]
  * King Penguin[32]
  * Amazon molly[34]
  * Blackstripe topminnow[35]
  * Bluegill Sunfish[35]
  * Char[33]
  * Grayling[33]
  * European Bitterling[36]
  * Green swordtail[36]
  * Guiana leaffish[37]
  * Houting Whitefish[38]
  * Jewel Fish[39]
  * Least Darter (Microperca punctulata)[36]
  * Mouthbreeding Fish sp.[35]
  * Salmon spp.[40]
  * Southern platyfish[36]
  * Ten-spined stickleback[36]
  * Three-spined stickleback[36]
  * Anole sp.[41]
  * Bearded Dragon[42]
  * Broad-headed Skink[36]
  * Checkered Whiptail Lizard[42]
  * Chihuahuan Spotted Whiptail Lizard[42]
  * Common Ameiva[42]
  * Common Garter Snake[36]
  * Cuban Green Anole[41]
  * Desert Grassland Whiptail Lizard[42]
  * Desert Tortoise[43]
  * Fence Lizard[42]
  * Five-lined Skink[36]
  * Gopher (Pine) Snake[35]
  * Green Anole[41]
  * Inagua Curlytail Lizard[42
  * Jamaican Giant Anole[41]
  * Laredo Striped Whiptail Lizard[42]
  * Largehead Anole[41]
  * Mourning Gecko[44]
  * Plateau Striped Whiptail Lizard[42]
  * Red Diamond Rattlesnake[45]
  * Red-tailed Skink[36]
  * Side-blotched Lizard[42]
  * Speckled Rattlesnake[46]
  * Water Moccasin[47]
  * Western rattlesnake (Crotalus viridis)[47]
  * Western Banded Gecko[44]
  * Whiptail Lizard spp.[42]
  * Wood Turtle[41
  * Appalachian Woodland Salamander[48]
  * Black-spotted Frog[49]
  * Mountain Dusky Salamander[48]
  * Tengger Desert Toad[50]
  * Acanthocephalan Worms[51]
  * Alfalfa Weevil[52]
  * Australian Parasitic Wasp sp.[52]
  * Bean weevil sp.[53]
  * Bedbug and other Bug spp.[54][55]
  * Blister Beetle spp.[56]
  * Blood-flukes (Schistosoma)[57]
  * Blowfly[56]
  * Box Crab[58]
  * Broadwinged Damselfly sp.[59]
  * Cabbage (Small) White (Butterfly)[60]
  * Checkerspot Butterfly[60]
  * Clubtail Dragonfly spp.[61]
  * **CENSORED**roach spp.[62]
  * Common Skimmer Dragonfly spp.[61]
  * Creeping Water Bug sp.[63]
  * Cutworm[64]
  * Digger Bee[65]
  * Dragonfly spp.[61]
  * Eastern Giant Ichneumon (wasp)[52]
  * Eucalyptus Longhorned Borer[63]
  * Field cricket sp.[66]
  * Flour beetle[67]
  * Fruit Fly spp.[68]
  * Glasswing Butterfly[60]
  * Grape Berry Moth[69]
  * Grape Borer[63]
  * Green Lacewing[70]
  * Harvest Spider sp.[71]
  * Hawaiian Orb-Weaver (spider)[71]
  * Hen Flea[70]
  * House Fly[72]
  * Ichneumon wasp sp.[52]
  * Incirrate Octopus spp.[58]
  * Japanese Scarab Beetle[73]
  * Jumping spider sp.[71]
  * Larch Bud Moth[69]
  * Large Milkweed Bug[55]
  * Large White (Pieris brassicae)[74]
  * Long-legged Fly spp.[75]
  * Mazarine Blue[76]
  * Mediterranean Fruit Fly[68]
  * Mexican White[77]
  * Midge sp.[75]
  * Migratory locust[78]
  * Mite sp.[75]
  * Monarch Butterfly[60]
  * Narrow-winged Damselfly spp.[59]
  * Parsnip Leaf Miner[75]
  * Pomace fly[75]
  * Queen Butterfly[60]
  * Red Ant sp.[75]
  * Red Flour Beetle[77]
  * Reindeer Warble Fly (Hypoderma tarandi)[75]
  * Rose Chafer[75]
  * Rove Beetle spp.[79
  * Scarab Beetle (Melolonthine)[80]
  * Screwworm Fly[75]
  * Silkworm Moth[69]
  * Sociable Weaver[75]
  * Southeastern Blueberry Bee[65]
  * Southern Green Stink Bug[79]
  * Southern Masked Chafer[75]
  * Southern One-Year Canegrub[75]
  * Spreadwinged Damselfly spp.[59]
  * Spruce Budworm Moth[69]
  * Stable Fly sp.[75]
  * Stag Beetle spp.[81]
  * Tsetse Fly[75]
  * Water Boatman Bug[81]
  * Water Strider spp.[82]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior