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#30 : May 01, 2011, 11:27:14 PM

What a great weekend


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#31 : May 01, 2011, 11:27:25 PM

A week after it's discovered Apple tracks users locations, Osama bin Laden is dead; coincidence?

That's three zingers for you tonight. Glad to have you back.

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#32 : May 01, 2011, 11:29:35 PM

This news was broken on Twitter about twenty minutes before the news media got the story.

Someone has already created an account called GhostOsama.

GhostOsama on Twitter:

"Well this sucks...I accidentally enabled location on my tweets."
"Obama is using my death to assure his reelection."
"Was just granted my 72 virgins, YES!"


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#33 : May 01, 2011, 11:30:01 PM

NEWSFLASH:  Republicans are demanding his death certificate before they accept that it's true.

LOL.

This is old news. He's been dead since 2001.
That's one dusty corpse!

Old news! Obama wanted a jump in the polls so they thawed the body and are presenting it now.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

Wednesday, December 26, 2001

Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.

So the R's kept it on ice so  D President could get a bump in the polls. Makes sense.

I know. That's why I said it.

Learn to discern when somebody is being sarcastic.

Get that stick out of your butt.

When you first mentioned it I thought you were being sarcastic, then you posted that and I thought maybe you were going down one of you conspiracy theories. Sorry, I apologize.

Still chuffed as f*ck!

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#34 : May 01, 2011, 11:30:51 PM

This news was broken on Twitter about twenty minutes before the news media got the story.

Someone has already created an account called GhostOsama.

GhostOsama on Twitter:

"Well this sucks...I accidentally enabled location on my tweets."
"Obama is using my death to assure his reelection."
"Was just granted my 72 virgins, YES!"

LOL.

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#35 : May 01, 2011, 11:33:42 PM

We have that body. Should hang it from the Statue of Liberty!!!
I nominate this for POST OF THE YEAR!

Can't wait to see the body.

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#36 : May 01, 2011, 11:34:35 PM

Latest report I am reading is the CIA shot him in the head. Cool!

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#37 : May 01, 2011, 11:35:14 PM

I make you a bet there were a decent amount of people who were disappointed when they heard it was Osama and not Obama.

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#38 : May 01, 2011, 11:35:57 PM

What a great weekend
Just said that.  Weather was awesome, draft was fun, beer was plenty, Osama is gone. 


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#39 : May 01, 2011, 11:36:03 PM

Only cost $4,000,000,000,000 and 700,000 dead......job well done.

Not sure where u get the 700K from, but it does go to show that you can run .............

A lot easier when the folks "looking" for you divert their attention to a war in another country


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#40 : May 01, 2011, 11:36:29 PM

Latest report I am reading is the CIA shot him in the head. Cool!
Not really.  Should have been shot in the stomach first.


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#41 : May 01, 2011, 11:36:50 PM

Confirmed by the President. Fukcing A!

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#42 : May 01, 2011, 11:38:18 PM

Latest report I am reading is the CIA shot him in the head. Cool!
Not really.  Should have been shot in the stomach first.

At least he knew it was coming, and more importantly, who was behind the trigger!

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#43 : May 01, 2011, 11:39:20 PM

I make you a bet there were a decent amount of people who were disappointed when they heard it was Osama and not Obama.

Now now, the republicans aren't that bitter surely.


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#44 : May 01, 2011, 11:42:46 PM

I make you a bet there were a decent amount of people who were disappointed when they heard it was Osama and not Obama.

That's low Joe.
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