Devil's Advocate X1000
I was under the impression that evolution was possible, and likely was the path of which everything living today took en-route to existence.
Starts out with a complete misunderstanding of the science. Evolution has never tried to explain "the path of which everything living today took en-route to existence". Any one with a slight inkling of knowledge knows that Evolution is a theory (theory= a long lasting, thoroughly tested, and broadly accepted concept that explains a system or process) that explains a (singular, non-exclusive) process by which SOME species change.
Evolutionists believe we evolved from a single-celled organism
They do? I am positive that any self respecting evolutionist, or any scientist for that matter, does NOT believe that "we" (I assume by "we" the author means "all humans" and not just idiot blog writers) evolved from single-celled organisms. Conceived and born from the conjoining of 2 singled cells (sperm and ovum), yes, but not "evolved".
Yep pretty sure all those wacky science types know "we humans" evolved from ancient hominids and said hominids had more than one cell.
Heck, even cellular evolutionists don't agree that all cells came from one single organism or specieshttp://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=new-theory-of-cell-evolut
Where did the single-celled organism come from? Evolutionists say primordial soup.
No, evolutionists do not say this. Evolutionists don't speculate that far back. Evolutionists stick with explaining how species A1bi evolved into A1bi(a) and why. Mr. Idiot Blog Writer seems to not know the difference between "a few bio-chemists" and "All Evolutionists"
As it turns out, evolutionists all believe in primordial soup
Every single one, no exceptions. The blog writer has used his Divinely enhanced psychic ability to determine the belief of every single evolutionist on the planet (or galaxy? or maybe the whole of creation- oh wait, I can't use the word "creation" because I believe in evolution, can I use multi-verse so I don't tick off ALL the string theorists?)
primordial soup...They do not know what chemicals it could have been, and it has never been successfully reproduced in the lab.
Well except for that one time it WAS successfully reproduced in a lab (Miller-Urey experiment), and that other time the same experiment was duplicated, and those dozen or so other times different people replicated the results.http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=primordial-soup-urey-miller-evolution-experiment-repeated
How much genetic information do rocks and other non-living matter have? None, of course.
this is hyperbole, and stupidly written hyperbole at that. No scientist has ever claimed rocks turned into living matter.
Also, there is non-living matter (prions, disassociated RNA, etc.) that does contain genetic information. And let's not forget that genetic info is encoded into computers, pretty sure silicon is non-living.
Evolutionists also say that people, plants, and animals evolve into completely different things over time.
uh, no they don't. They say that SOME species do evolve to adapt to changes in environment. They also say SOME species haven't changed in hundreds of millions of years and that some microbes are unchanged for over billions of years.
If that’s true, we should find an abundance of evidence, transitional species all over the place,
and they have, but why let millions of bits of evidence spoil a perfectly diarrhetic rant?
and someone in the history of science must have observed this happening.
Yes, plenty of people have observed changes in species like domestic pigs that morphed into quite different wild American boars (thicker fur, longer tusks than their Spanish ancestors), or short legged Spanish horses that evolved into long legged and much larger Mustangs. Scientists have even watched as ordinary bacteria evolved into anti-biotic resistant strains.
After all, with all the trillions of creatures that exist on this planet, at least one of them should be evolving right now!
Apparently the Idiot Blog Writer thinks that some animal just suddenly changes, and that is evolution. Creatures DON'T evolve, species do.
uuugh, I can't go on. The complete lack of logic and rational thought in this writers blog is just making my head hurt.