Id pay $9 for you to stop posting on this board.
Keep your $9. Something tells me you need it.
Use this. My feelings won't get hurt.

Morgan, you're becoming Java bad...chil bro.
I suggest following his advice and using it. Studies have shown my message board enjoyment level increased 87% after I put him on ignore.
It's funny, there are just some fail trolls here. Java is damn good at it, I don't ignore him because it's actually fun to watch him work these boards. But people like Morgan just post constantly negative and frankly uninsightful stuff, so there's no point in bothering with them. Significantly decreases the time it takes to read threads and get to the good stuff.