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#90 : May 23, 2012, 04:27:34 PM

Gruden never let anything get away from him.   He was fine.

Exhibit A:

The last 4 games of 2008

That was pretty awful but Gruden is still the greatest Buccaneer coach in Franchise history.  Raheem Morris will forever be a punchline to a painful joke. 

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#91 : May 23, 2012, 04:30:24 PM

Gruden never let anything get away from him.   He was fine.

Exhibit A:

The last 4 games of 2008

Case closed.


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#92 : May 23, 2012, 04:32:11 PM

Gruden and Morris should never be compared. Ever. Gruden won our SB and we should always be happy for that and him for that. I think real fans know that it was time for him to go when it was and I think we know that Raheem should have been fired. Dungy was no different. It will be no different for Schiano either.

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#93 : May 23, 2012, 04:43:10 PM

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Schiano Gets NO EXCUSES

I'm sure I could come up with a few... not saying this is easy.

1. The dog ate the playbook.
2. Carl Nicks ate the playbook.
3. Carl Nicks ate the iPad.
4. Map Quest didn't provide detailed enough instructions to the opponents stadium.
5. The game was blacked out, therefore, it never happened. (It works for the CIA)
6. The cheat codes didn't work.
7. I never agreed to play on All-madden.
8. Apparently guns weren't allowed on the field.
9. I figured running a prevent the entire game would work out well.
10. Quincy Black. (It worked well last year)
11. Freeman grew those damned curls again...
12. If only Blount hadn't punched that player in college.
13. Kraigg Lumpkin. (Why not, you couldn't tell he was playing last year, it would be believable he's still here somewhere)
14. Erik Lorig should be a tight end.
15. If only Earnest Graham were still here.
16. If only we had the other Mike Williams.
17. If only V-Jax had Rivers throwing to him still.
18. We should have run the Benn-Around.
19. If we had more Rutgers players, it would be different.
20. Mason shouldn't have cut his dreads.
21. Bring Jeff Garcia's wife back.
22. If only either Brian Price or Gerald McCoy could stay healthy in one game together.
23. I should have gotten large value meal, it was only a few cents more.
24. It's dad's fault I was born.
25. Mark Dominik didn't spend enough.

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#94 : May 23, 2012, 04:48:41 PM

lol Bring Jeff Garcias wife back sounds good.

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#95 : May 23, 2012, 04:57:54 PM

Quote from: Samari28
Schiano Gets NO EXCUSES

I'm sure I could come up with a few... not saying this is easy.

1. The dog ate the playbook.
2. Carl Nicks ate the playbook.
3. Carl Nicks ate the iPad.
4. Map Quest didn't provide detailed enough instructions to the opponents stadium.
5. The game was blacked out, therefore, it never happened. (It works for the CIA)
6. The cheat codes didn't work.
7. I never agreed to play on All-madden.
8. Apparently guns weren't allowed on the field.
9. I figured running a prevent the entire game would work out well.
10. Quincy Black. (It worked well last year)
11. Freeman grew those damned curls again...
12. If only Blount hadn't punched that player in college.
13. Kraigg Lumpkin. (Why not, you couldn't tell he was playing last year, it would be believable he's still here somewhere)
14. Erik Lorig should be a tight end.
15. If only Earnest Graham were still here.
16. If only we had the other Mike Williams.
17. If only V-Jax had Rivers throwing to him still.
18. We should have run the Benn-Around.
19. If we had more Rutgers players, it would be different.
20. Mason shouldn't have cut his dreads.
21. Bring Jeff Garcia's wife back.
22. If only either Brian Price or Gerald McCoy could stay healthy in one game together.
23. I should have gotten large value meal, it was only a few cents more.
24. It's dad's fault I was born.
25. Mark Dominik didn't spend enough.


"I'll take 25 reasons 3SK is not the HC of the Buccaneers, and is instead the modera.... uh, Chief Edi.....I mean....  Owner of Pewter Repo....  errrrrrr......  JavaRay?" please Alex."





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#96 : May 23, 2012, 05:20:20 PM

Quote from: Samari28
Schiano Gets NO EXCUSES

I'm sure I could come up with a few... not saying this is easy.

1. The dog ate the playbook.
...
25. Mark Dominik didn't spend enough.

You could also add....

The team couldnt focus while Schiano was talking because they kept thinking about "I wonder what that gap measures out to...could be a quarter-inch"..
Biggers never had the steel plates in his neck removed to allow rotational movement..
GMC is allergic to all nasal sprays..so the mouthbreathing continues..
The color green slows down Q.B.s reaction time by 97.5%..
Donald Penn really killed the locker room atmosphere with his Taylor Swift mix.
Nicks not only ate the playbook and the ipad...but also was so hungry that he reached down and bit off a huge chunk of Zuttah's calf.
Tiger Woods promised he would stop by...
Freeman continued his weight loss and by mid season scored the role in "the machinist part 2"
Aqib tried to tell the food staff that he was allergic to peanut butter...but they just nodded and said "um, ok..."..which is what you do when you have no clue what the fu*k someone is saying...
Koenen and Barth partied way too hard at those Saturday night raves....


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#97 : May 24, 2012, 12:16:00 AM

Quote from: Samari28
Schiano Gets NO EXCUSES

I'm sure I could come up with a few... not saying this is easy.

1. The dog ate the playbook.
...
25. Mark Dominik didn't spend enough.

You could also add....

The team couldnt focus while Schiano was talking because they kept thinking about "I wonder what that gap measures out to...could be a quarter-inch"...  Schi should bring in Strahan as his right-hand-man.  Desesitization works.

Biggers never had the steel plates in his neck removed to allow rotational movement...  Plates...?  What plates...? ... ;)

GMC is allergic to all nasal sprays..so the mouthbreathing continues...  Introduced to Breath-Rite Strips.  Equipment Manager of the Year Award.

The color green slows down Q.B.s reaction time by 97.5%...  Even Java could see he's CLEARLY got a bit of Irish in him.

Donald Penn really killed the locker room atmosphere with his Taylor Swift mix.  Don't deny a man his beatz...

Nicks not only ate the playbook and the ipad...but also was so hungry that he reached down and bit off a huge chunk of Zuttah's calf.  "Chunk"...?  I beg your pardon...?  He only left the none.

Tiger Woods promised he would stop by...  We don't need any additional inspiration for "how to miss"...  Last years defense "got it"...!!!

Freeman continued his weight loss and by mid season scored the role in "the machinist part 2."  And gets signed as the spokesman for Weight Watchers making millions more.

Aqib tried to tell the food staff that he was allergic to peanut butter...but they just nodded and said "um, ok..."..which is what you do when you have no clue what the fu*k someone is saying...   They've avoided confrontation with the "special brownies" they bring him daily.

Koenen and Barth partied way too hard at those Saturday night raves....   Kickers are known to "experiment"...  What goes down when rollin' "doesn't count"...


One must admit...  These are not "excuses" - they are valid "reasons"...!


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#98 : May 24, 2012, 09:09:04 AM



Did this thread go the way you thought it was gonna go.....?

Nope.


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