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#15 : August 14, 2012, 03:34:06 PM

Head-butt her!


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#16 : August 14, 2012, 03:35:51 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about the extremely loud over zealous female football fans. They are usually Steeler fans and fat. Why? Just....why?

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#17 : August 14, 2012, 03:38:15 PM

If you want the real secret......buy her a day at the spa. for around $150 shell be gone all day and love you 100x more when she gets home. Youll be wife free during the game and then shell play with your footballs later than night.
i do enough of that **CENSORED** in the offseason. Its insulting to even have to think I would have to spend a dime to enjoy football.
My wifes really cool about it though. She has my undivided attnt 5 days out of the week and just as well, leaves me alone on sundays.

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#18 : August 14, 2012, 03:40:41 PM

Sunday its either sit there and be quiet or leave.. Take a pick. Don't ask me to do anything or go anywhere. The time to plan stuff to do on Sunday is during baseball season.
exactly. Why do women wait till kickoff to start asking for **CENSORED**? Either that or they're trying to guilt trip you for chillin in the same spot all day. I turn it up a notch by redecorating the living room on sat nights complete with a mini fridge, microwave, and one if thoe adult mobile toilets(for extra effect.)
Lol.. Good strategy.

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#19 : August 14, 2012, 03:41:35 PM

Stay single.


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#20 : August 14, 2012, 03:42:49 PM

Nothing wrong with a little half-time sex.

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#21 : August 14, 2012, 03:45:17 PM

Stay single.

BEST advice by far that I have seen in this thread. :)

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#22 : August 14, 2012, 03:45:41 PM

Nothing wrong with a little half-time sex.

There are 144 other hours during the week for sex. Sundays are for football, beer, and buds.

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#23 : August 14, 2012, 03:48:24 PM

Yeah and c'mon Dy-nasty. 13 minutes ain't long enough. Quickies are nice in theory. But if I spend the whole second half on sex and the TIVO happens to go out, bad deal.

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#24 : August 14, 2012, 03:50:50 PM

I told my girlfriend football is probably the only thing I will never ever compromise on. I suffer thru long offseasons and I wait all week to watch the game, i'm not moving on Sundays. That's just who I am, take it or leave it.

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#25 : August 14, 2012, 03:52:48 PM

Nothing wrong with a little half-time sex.
If she wants to cuddle after you might miss the 2nd half kickoff, I rather not risk it. Lol

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#26 : August 14, 2012, 03:59:56 PM

I told my girlfriend football is probably the only thing I will never ever compromise on. I suffer thru long offseasons and I wait all week to watch the game, i'm not moving on Sundays. That's just who I am, take it or leave it.

Ditto. I'm on my best behavior during the week during the season. She knows not to mess with me. If she wants to do something or needs something done, it has to happen on Saturday.

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#27 : August 14, 2012, 04:06:31 PM

Nothing wrong with a little half-time sex.
If she wants to cuddle after you might miss the 2nd half kickoff, I rather not risk it. Lol
yea thats a trap and I fell for it once before.
couple years ago I'm enjoying the half time show and she walks in front if the tv in something see thru.
Between my alcohol level and the excitement of a halftime lead I couldnt resist. Next thing I know I'm waking up to post game analyst and my wallets gone.
Last time I sit down on a sunday without a pregame nut.

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#28 : August 14, 2012, 04:17:10 PM

Hahaha Wreck Ship. Gotta take the bullets out of the gun!


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#29 : August 14, 2012, 04:20:01 PM

Halftime sex is only happening during the superbowl. Halftime is like 30 mins and I don't watch the crap shows they put on anyway. I know we haven't been in a while but the playoffs it's worse... Just leave! I need to be alone.
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