controlling your wife/gf during game

[Holy Facepalm]

My wife has our other season ticket!

[BucfanNC12]

With the regular season fast approaching lets not forget that even though football is priority number #1, our little ladies still require attention or something shiney to look at.
Being a veteran in the game and all, my ol lady has the kids dressed for church before the 1oclockgame kickoff and I don't see them until the sunday night game.
Depending on the college matchups and whatever mindnumbing activity my wife has dialed up last minute, we still haggle over saturdays but sundays is when God rest and since man was made in his awesome image, it would behoove me not to rest as well.
so anyway, what are some of you guys tricks of the trade of keeping your man cave estrogen free on fall sundays?

+1 lol. Classic.

[chace1986]

lol thread.

Yea..the wife pretty much knew that I was all about football when we first started dating and she knows whats up. She'll go hang with friends or chill with her mom on Sunday afternoons. I usually catch most big time Saturday night college matchups as well, without getting any grief. She likes to shop and read...so I bought her a kindle and little miss independent likes to put stuff on her own cards so...can't beat that...

[usmc-buc]

get her a boy friend/pool boy/ girl friend.. what ever she's into.


Me? Well my wife is from Pittsburgh so I don't have to worry about it, Shes a bigger NFL fan than me.

[chace1986]

get her a boy friend/pool boy/ girl friend.. what ever she's into.


Me? Well my wife is from Pittsburgh so I don't have to worry about it, Shes a bigger NFL fan than me.

My flag has been driven into the "panocha" and I have claimed that territory...no one touches that, but me....guy or girl...


...now if she invites another girl to be a flag holder...thats another story...

[youngone]

get her a boy friend/pool boy/ girl friend.. what ever she's into.


Me? Well my wife is from Pittsburgh so I don't have to worry about it, Shes a bigger NFL fan than me.

My flag has been driven into the "panocha" and I have claimed that territory...no one touches that, but me....guy or girl...


...now if she invites another girl to be a flag holder...thats another story...

LMAO

[buccaneer4ever]

get her a boy friend/pool boy/ girl friend.. what ever she's into.


Me? Well my wife is from Pittsburgh so I don't have to worry about it, Shes a bigger NFL fan than me.

My flag has been driven into the "panocha" and I have claimed that territory...no one touches that, but me....guy or girl...


...now if she invites another girl to be a flag holder...thats another story...

You're my hero.

[wreck ship]

I thought this thread was going to be about the extremely loud over zealous female football fans. They are usually Steeler fans and fat. Why? Just....why?

man I hate that **CENSORED**. Just when you think it's safe to let women in a sports bar they go and remind us why they were off limts in the 1st place.
If they're not stuffing there pie holes with fried cheese, they're screaming at the wrong time or arguing with a waitress.
You would think there's a dishwasher to load or carpet to vacuum.

[stormsct]

Guess Im blessed to have a wife who LOVES football.

Yep, me, too. She loves having football playing on the TV and/or computer.

[JDouble]

Football is my escape. I would HATE life if my wife loved football.

[Ladyfan]

You guys are too funny.  LMAO.  Thanks.  I needed a good laugh today.

[chace1986]

Football is my escape. I would HATE life if my wife loved football.

911: "This is 9-1-1, what is your emergency?"

Mrs. Jdub: " Help, my husband has hung himself with his customized Chad Spann Buc jersey...!"

911: "Help is on the way...just stay calm.."

Mrs. Jdub: "I knew I shouldn't have gotten us tickets to the preseason game vs the Titans...and should not have shown him my new ladies Lavonte David jersey..."

[wreck ship]

Football is my escape. I would HATE life if my wife loved football

+1. My wife is a girly girl so even when she tried to get into it, i knew it would end bad for her. She lost interest before the 2nd qrtr and spent the rest of the rest of the game trying to wrestle her head from my lap. Now when she hears the fox nfl intro she grabs her keys and gets lost. I sure showed her.

[Beatles123]

This thread is interesting because, as silly as we can be on this subject, I in all seriousness actually have somewhat of a problem with this. I've known my girlfriend for nearly 5 years now. It's a long distance relationship so we communicate over the 'net and talk pretty much every single day, but since I started watching football, whenever Sunday rolls around she will pout and get annoyed at the very idea I could even watch it. She HATES sports with a passion. Doesn't see the point in it--hell--SHE'S FROM WISCONSIN!! Yknow, Packer land? THE LAND WHERE FOOTBALL IS A RELIGION TO THAT STATE? --she even witnessed the celebration when Rodgers won it all, ans she found it annoying! SHE FOUND TITLE TOWN ITSELF ANNOYING!! Think about that! lol.

Anyway, it makes me sad because I usually try to involve her in as much of my life as the circumstances in the relationship will allow, but when Sunday comes she just feels so rejected...I don't wan't to ignore her, I really don't, but it's hard to keep the chat open AND look at the game, so i'll leave her waiting for long periods of time and it pisses her off...much to my dismay.

I know, you can make the argument that I need Sunday to myself and I spend more than enough time with her that she shouldn't complain, but I love her also and I do it because she makes me happy. I just hate seeing it upset her and I wish there was a way I could get her to not feel left out, but she HATES sports and I am willing to bet it'd just make her miserable.

Danged if ya do, Danged if ya don't....*Sigh*

[bucinnj]

I just married an awesome woman that understands how happy watching football on Sundays makes me.
On most days, the family is here which is great because I can have the best of both worlds.
Would be nice if the kids were more interested but I have two young girls so their interests lie elsewhere.