Unofficial Official Cowboys vs. Buccaneers Game Day thread!

[bucs4eva]

The Hawks had 183 rushing yards as a team and Lynch ran for 122 with a 4.7 average. I don't know what stout Cowboys run defense you're referring to.

[The Anti-Java]

For me, it will be interesting to see how the fellas respond after a tough loss.

How does Talib play?

How do the schemes look?

[snesfreak]

Thanks to all the moron Failcons fans in my viewing area, I get to watch the **CENSORED**ing Falcons game instead of the Bucs game as was originally scheduled.
Same damn thing happened last year.

[olafberserker]

I would like to get this thread on the right track by complaining about the play calling right now.  Whatever it is, it is wrong and the coaches are idiots.    Continue the thread now.

[filmfreeman5]

Thanks to all the moron Failcons fans in my viewing area, I get to watch the **CENSORED**ing Falcons game instead of the Bucs game as was originally scheduled.
Same damn thing happened last year.

I'm pissed too. CBS had the doubleheader last week, why doesnt fox get it this week? I'd be able to see the bucs at 1... but now the only fox game i get is the Eagles game at 4. WTF.

[chace1986]

Sunday needs to hurry and get here. Can't wait to see how much "red" will be in attendance. There is typically a decent Bucs turnout to games in Dallas in comparison to the game I went to at NO and Houston.

[JDouble]

Have I mentioned I hate the Cowboys?

[JDouble]

 


Also, I have my DVR set to record all the Cowboys games....but for some reason it just keeps recording that show "The Biggest Loser"

[blind melon]

I would like to get this thread on the right track by complaining about the play calling right now.  Whatever it is, it is wrong and the coaches are idiots.    Continue the thread now.

Excellent.   All is right in the world.

"Cut  _____"

[blind melon]

I'm certain we're going to see a 'tweak' on offense and defense this week.

I hope it's not a wholesale change - but a manageable adjustment.   A huge change would indicate they're scrambling as a staff (and not necessary.)


I'd LOVE to get out of this brutal first quarter of the season at 3-1...   2nd quarter is much more favorable to our Bucs.  (both in teams to play and the adjustments syncing in)

[3rd String Kicker]

I would like to get this thread on the right track by complaining about the play calling right now.  Whatever it is, it is wrong and the coaches are idiots.    Continue the thread now.

100 responses that could be in this thread this Monday morning by 3rd String Kicker

1. We should cut our losses and trade Josh Freeman.
2. Start Dan Orlovski now!
3. Dan rides the wave.
4. Dan Orlovski is a baller.
5. Should have traded for Tim Tebow.
6. We're drafting Matt Barkley.
7. Doug Martin is a bust.
8. Someone want to tell me why isn't Legarette Blount playing again?
9. Oh my god, Erik Lorig can't block to save his life.
10. Erik Lorig is a baller.
11. Wow... we over paid for Vincent Jackson.
12. Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
13. Mike Williams is a scrub.
14. Mike Williams can't catch a cold.
15. Fumble much Preston?
16. Shipley is a baller.
17. Shipley rides the wave.
19. Someone want to tell me why Benn is returning?!
20. Dallas Clark is a baller.
21. Dallas Clark rides the wave.
22. Luke Stocker with the false, anyone shocked?!
23. Luke Stocker is a baller.
24. Luke Stocker rides the wave.
25. Whatever happened to Danny Noble?
26. We let K2 go for this?
27. Soldier what?!
28. Please fire these referees already!
29. That was holding!
30. That was also holding!
31. They are holding on every play!
32. That was pass interference!
33. Why aren't they getting flagged!
34. Stupid Zebras!
35. Anyone have a feed? I heard the game was blacked out.
36. It's not blacked out stupid, turn your tv on.
37. Does Donald Penn not know how to block?!
38. Does anyone know how to block D. Ware?
39. No.
40. Did you see how big Carl Nicks is!?!
41. Rutgers!
42. Ted Larsen with another MMA move.
43. Ted Larsen holding. What else is new!?
44. Ted Larsen is a baller.
45. Ted Larsen rides the wave.
46. Anyone miss Trueblood?
47. Trueblood is a baller.
48. Trueblood rides the wave.
49. Notice we haven't had any personal fouls?
50. The play calling sucks.
51. Can they call a play beyond 5 yards?
52. We should just kneel down every play!
53. Are you *Censored*ing kidding me Freeman!
54. Are you serious!
55. This cannot be happening!
56. FIRE COACH SCHIANO NOW! (<-- It has to be all caps)
57. The following are reasons (that you won't read) why I think we should fire Coach Schiano at this moment.
58. Toes on the line, not across it.
59. FIRE MIKE SULLIVAN NOW!
60. FIRE BILL SHERIDAN!
61. FIRE MARK DOMINIK!
62. Looks like we're moving to Los Angeles.
63. The following are reasons why I no longer will support this team.
64. I'm done.
65. Super bowl!!!
66. We're going to go 15-1!
67. Playoffs!!!
68. You play to win the game!
69. I think I'm going to be a 49ers fan guys (but I'm not a fair weather fan)
70. Hey JDouble! What happened to Doug Martin out there, he's invisible. (As if JDouble can channel a link between him and Doug Martin and ask him what is going on)
71. This is why I said we shouldn't draft a running back in the first round.
72. SMH.
73. You're an idiot.
74. This reminds me of the time I dated that chick with the glass eye.
75. Hey Guys... I know we just lost 52-0, but there's always next week. We're going to bounce back. Everything is going to be just fine.
76. How much you want to bet?
77. You better not welch on that bet!
78. Come at me bro!
79. Alright, lets get this rolling *Posts pictures of half-naked women*
80. JavaRay: The Bucs will (win/lose) this game.
81. That will never happen / now we're cursed.
82. Omg... he was right.
83. Who keeps deleting their posts!?!?! I'm confused.
84. God is coming for you today! Everyone should take there families to a shelter. You should know this day is our last!
85. I thought he only posted in the Pirate's Cove.
86. FML.
87. Jimmy Choos Shoes. Buy Jimmy Choos Shoes at low extra price five dolla. Money is good, pants dogs and stuff of sort and all. This spam is not spam is. Joke not. Now to call, in hurry!
88. Tony Romo is a baller.
89.  Hey Guys, here's my video of the preview of the game.
90. What's with the cheesy music?
91. Hi guys! Anyone want a t-shirt?
92. Mah Sources...
93. Holy **censored** his sources were correct
94. Your mom.
95. No, it is in fact your mom.
96. Actually, I'm quite certain it is indeed your mom. Here is a link.
97. That does look an awful like my mom, it would appear I should stand corrected... but I won't. I will instead continue to argue until I'm blue in the face. 
98. Guys, I'm waisted and have decided to share that with you on a football forum. This is what I do when I am waisted. It's like drunk dialing but drunk posting instead.
99. (Continued from 98)... I think we should just... go **censored**ing kill ourselves. That's all. Oh.. and Andrew Economy can go **censored* himself... where is a good strip club?
100. Cut (Insert Name Here)? I think this is a tremendous and unique concept that I am going to go share with the message board. Surely! There is not already 8 threads with the same title.

[blind melon]

Damn it 3SK....   thread killer.

[blind melon]

you forgot "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

(amateur)

[sunrisejeff]

Holy crap that was funny.  Well done 3sK

[olafberserker]

I'm certain we're going to see a 'tweak' on offense and defense this week.

I hope it's not a wholesale change - but a manageable adjustment.   A huge change would indicate they're scrambling as a staff (and not necessary.)


I'd LOVE to get out of this brutal first quarter of the season at 3-1...   2nd quarter is much more favorable to our Bucs.  (both in teams to play and the adjustments syncing in)

agreed, looking for gradual improvement and adjustments.