Doug said "Douginator" it is.
That sucks. He obviously doesn't have any idea what a nickname should be.
Thus, all of his complaining now falls on deaf ears.
therefore: He is and will always be: MUSCLE HAMSTER
Marking on the calender. I agree 100% with Java.
The whole idea that someone gets to A. get rid of a nickname they hate, and B. choose their new nickname themselves.....is ridiculous and not based in reality. The chances that any new name would stick and Muscle Hamster would actual go away were slim and none. BUT when you pick something as stupid as "The Douginator" as your new nickname, you erase that .000001 chance you had of it sticking. Love ya Doug, but what dummy. You just cemented Muscle Hamster forever by picking such a horrible alternative.