GAMEDAY THREAD: Philadelphia Eagles @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers

[Jack Rabbit Slim]

[Hate]

Holy $h!t! It's been how many yrs since i made that for you? I thought about this when i saw the original pic from 3SK

Had to be in '03. Here's another:

[3rd String Kicker]

I posted Aheem, I mean, Greg Schiano posted this on a Giants Forum earlier in the year when an Eagles fan said, "Guess what I'm out of?"

If you answered any of the following, you are correct...

    Smack. Out of material.
    Bubblegum. Can't afford it.
    Super Bowl Trophies (As previously mentioned)
    Puppies/Dogs
    Diapers/Depends.
    Money to sign more convicted criminals.
    Teeth.
    Common Sense.
    Class.
    Always Sunny Reruns.
    A job.
    Soap, antibacterial specifically.
    Beer Bottles
    Beer Cans
    Beer in general.
    Wine
    Whiskey
    Scotch
    Vodka
    Rum
    Tequila
    Moonshine.
    Children to vomit on.
    Jail, just freshly released.
    Veteran's stadium.
    Hope.
    Luck.
    A Head Coach who doesn't choke.
    Education.
    Sponge.
    Talent.
    A note from mommy explaining why you weren't at school yesterday.
    Drugs.
    Febreeze.
    Snowballs to throw at Santa.
    Clean water.
    Molestations from Sandusky.
    Toothpaste.
    People who care about you
    A home
    Jesus. He hates Eagles fans.
    Laundry Detergent.
    Mohamed. He also hates Eagles fans.
    Lubricant for all the times the Giants, Cowboys, and Redskins have bent your team over. I don't think you lead all time rivalry #s in any of those games.
    Crayons.
    Lunchables.
    Excuses
    Reasons to live.
    Deodorant.
    Wolves to kill off your blind sheep fan base.
    A clue.
    Hi-C Juice Boxes.
    Line.
    Whack.
    Dish Liquid Soap.
    Eating Utensils.
    Dinner plates
    Fresh Socks.
    Ways to choke in important games.
    Ways to embarrass yourself.
    Soul.
    Sync.
    Dignity.
    Style.
    Fresh air.
    Paint to huff.
    Electricity.
    Shopping carts for storage.
    A wash cloth.
    Pain Killers.
    Underwear without skid marks.
    Neurons.
    Backbone.
    Tact
    Play-doh
    Hair that doesn't have head lice in it.
    The ability to listen
    Vitamins.
    Ways to exercise.
    Birth Control Methods.
    Places to put more babies.
    Shoes.
    Preparation H
    A bed without bed bugs.
    Feces, the general currency of Philadelphia Eagle fans.
    Anything of importance.
    Credit.
    A bridge to jump off of
    A bridge to live under
    Wart removal
    Players with a clean record.
    Responsibilities.
    Sunlight.
    Animals to molest.

Reference:
Giant's Forum

[Morgan]

LeSean McCoy uable to pass concussion test and most likely won't play this weekend. Without him and without Vick, this should be a cakewalk.

Bucs are a 7.5-10 point fav by most Vegas oddsmakers.....

[3rd String Kicker]

You've managed to thoroughly convince me that people from Philadelphia are generally a less intelligent, classless sub-species of humanoid. I'm putting in a recommendation that homeland security starts monitoring fans citing the snowballing of Santa Claus and shooting flare guns as an example. How many stadiums honestly have a damn jail inside their stadium? The real question I should be asking, is, How many stadiums need a jail inside their stadium.

It's a shame they need a jail, but they do. I don't know why they haven't funded large high pressure hoses as well. The whole stadium smells like B.O. and dead animals because clearly nobody in that stadium knows what a shower is. They should serious get high pressure hoses and just spray the entire stadium. That stinging sensation that you'll feel is the bacteria that will be washing off your body which would inevitably be in enough layers to prevent you from feeling how painful it would be to be hit with a high pressure hose.

Eagles fans have a tendency to get so plastered they hurl beer bottles onto the field, pour beer on players in the tunnels, and vomit on children. In the aftermath of that garbage, they get their own team pepper sprayed. What pride does your organization have left? The face of the franchise is a dog murdering felon who once owned the nickname, Ron Mexico and you guys have invested over $100,000,000 in him.

This team has been around forever and still hasn't won a single Super Bowl. You can talk about talent all that you want. I don't care how fast your players can run, what turd they can buy in free agency or how many dogs they can kill. It will never make them a good football team. You can talk about luck all you want, making up excuses for why other teams keep winning titles and you have yet to do it. Yeah but... that's all I hear.

Honestly, the world doesn't have to hate Philadelphia fans, you hate yourselves enough. How many times have we seen Eagle fans beating Eagle fans.

[usmc-buc]

Can't wait. Having a big throw down at my tailgate spot, probably 15-20 people.

should be fun times. sitting row D in the endzone near pirate ship. Hope the cannons fire for the players announced at half time.

[Morgan]

Sticky makes the thread overlooked.

[Biggs3535]

Sticky makes the thread overlooked.

Isn't she cute?

[Biggs3535]

Roy Miller, Michael Smith, Najee Goode, Lequan Lewis among Tampa's inactives today.

[Bucs N Beers]

I guess Tiquan will be returning kicks?

[Biggs3535]

Hopefully Gaitor makes some plays today.

[Franchise 5]

lots of love for gaitor.. he hasnt even played in the regular season.

[Biggs3535]

lots of love for gaitor.. he hasnt even played in the regular season.

Yes, he has.  Just not in 2012.

[CptSwaggARR]

anyone have a online link for the game, appreciate it

[Beatles123]

THIS IS OUR DAY!