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: January 06, 2013, 10:59:29 PM

HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.



You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's a bit crazy.   Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting withGermany , South Korea , theMiddle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '


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: January 06, 2013, 11:08:28 PM JavaRay


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#1 : January 07, 2013, 09:19:14 AM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

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#2 : January 07, 2013, 07:31:20 PM

I suppose he wasn't wearing a t shirt that said I love New York in Arabic either....  (although the pic is clearly real)


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#3 : January 07, 2013, 08:21:58 PM

Your not very intelligent if you think those words came from Robin Williams.

Either that, or just more tired trolling

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#4 : January 07, 2013, 10:12:27 PM



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#5 : January 09, 2013, 11:48:51 AM

So ... people are now setting chain email urban legends to music on youtube?

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#6 : January 09, 2013, 02:58:15 PM

Robin Williams is about as Liberal as they come. There is no way he would come up with that plan.

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#7 : January 09, 2013, 05:38:17 PM

Robin Williams is about as Liberal as they come. There is no way he would come up with that plan.

You may not know this.   But he's a comedian.


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#8 : January 09, 2013, 07:27:54 PM

Robin Williams is about as Liberal as they come. There is no way he would come up with that plan.

You may not know this.   But he's a comedian.

Ever heard a liberal call an illegal "illegal", insist they speak English or drill for oil? Comedian or not, I haven't.

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#9 : January 10, 2013, 11:03:08 AM

Robin Williams is about as Liberal as they come. There is no way he would come up with that plan.

You may not know this.   But he's a comedian.

and a very sarcastic and satirical one at that.

I don't doubt he said all of that, but I also don't doubt he said it VERY tongue-in-cheek


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#10 : January 10, 2013, 04:40:20 PM

I don't care who wrote it, it's **CENSORED**ing awesome!

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religion is answers that may never be questioned
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