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#15 : January 23, 2013, 12:41:52 PM

Read title as:  "JaMarcus Russell runs out of money"


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#16 : January 23, 2013, 02:43:02 PM

Purple Drank and cheeseburgers ain't cheap apparently.

Not sure one can "comeback" if one never arrived to begin with.

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#17 : January 23, 2013, 02:49:43 PM

Purple Drank and cheeseburgers ain't cheap apparently.

Not sure one can "comeback" if one never arrived to begin with.

He might "comeback" as a DT.

People were ticked when he was 250. How will they handle 275-300?

Theoretically speaking, at least he would be hard to tackle... ::)

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#18 : January 23, 2013, 03:38:14 PM

Read title as:  "JaMarcus Russell runs out of money"
Pretty sure he went broke a long time ago.

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#19 : January 23, 2013, 04:02:37 PM

Instead of being a QB, maybe he should just keep eating cheeseburgers and try to protect a QB.

Is this a real article, because there were too many funny things about it.  Almost like it was out of the Onion.

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#20 : January 23, 2013, 04:07:31 PM

Clayton as his mentor? Awesome!

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#21 : January 23, 2013, 04:09:52 PM

I THOUGHT HE JUST CHANGED HIS NAME TO JOSH FREEMAN AND STARTED PLAYING FOR THE BUCS

That's what I thought at first too.  But after reading the part about his weight, I now realize he split himself in two like some sinister amoeba, with one part playing QB for Tampa, and the other sitting on a couch watching him play and thinking, "Hell, if that's all it takes, maybe I do still have a career.  Especially since I'm only 27"


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#22 : January 23, 2013, 04:11:18 PM

"Did you get around to watching that practice tape Jamarcus?"

"Sure did coach."

Hahahahahahaha!  What a Richard cranium this clown is.


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#23 : January 23, 2013, 04:15:36 PM

Im not sure this will work out well. He was drafted by the Raiders. Whos else is gonna be dumb enough to take a chance on him??

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#24 : January 23, 2013, 05:33:09 PM

Hahaha I would say he's going to end up "flabbergasted" like Tiki but I doubt that Russell would use such a big word.

Working out for 6 weeks and still weighing 308....naw he's just "flab" and "gassed"

Sounds like he uses the same personal trainer as the Gimpy Cheeseburger ....

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#25 : January 23, 2013, 05:44:18 PM

Instead of being a QB, maybe he should just keep eating cheeseburgers and try to protect a QB.

Is this a real article, because there were too many funny things about it.  Almost like it was out of the Onion.
This sounds like one hell of an idea. If I was close to him I would beg him to play on the line and make millions. But I doubt he has the since to think of it like that. This guy is wasting so much time and energy losing weight for an opportunity he's not going to get. Poor sap.

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#26 : January 23, 2013, 05:52:27 PM


 "Jamarcus Russell says he's going to fry some fatback."

Correction issued.

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#27 : January 23, 2013, 06:09:06 PM

Not sure that he could even make a CFL roster as a backup.

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#28 : January 23, 2013, 08:27:07 PM


 "Jamarcus Russell says he's going to fry some fatback."

Correction issued.
Lol'ed on that one

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#29 : January 24, 2013, 12:31:27 AM

Read title as:  "JaMarcus Russell runs out of money"
Pretty sure he went broke a long time ago.
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