Dan Marino gets caught.

[JavaRay]

As you might expect, the list of athletes with one or two illegitimate children is extremely long. Much too long to list here in its entirety. Highlights from that list include:

Stephon Marbury (NBA)
Jason Kidd (NBA)
Allen Iverson (NBA)
Latrell Sprewell (NBA)
Juwan Howard (NBA)
Scottie Pippen (NBA)
Hakeem Olajuwon (NBA)
Patrick Ewing (NBA)
Darren McFadden (NFL rookie)
Dwight Howard (NBA) [one child with an Orlando Magic dancer]
Warren Sapp (NFL)
Larry Fitzgerald (NFL) [one child with a Los Angeles Raider cheerleader]
Lance Briggs (NFL)
Tracy McGrady (NBA)
Chipper Jones (MLB) [one child with an Atlanta area Hooters waitress]
Boris Becker (Tennis)
But it doesn’t stop there! The numbers get CRAZY – read below!

Then there are the guys who haven’t figured it out yet or just don’t care. The list includes these athletes with three to five illegitimate children each:

Larry Johnson (NBA) – 5 kids by 4 women; 3 are illegitimate
Charles Rogers (NBA)- Reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids
Greg Minor (NBA) – 3 illegitimate kids
Ricky Williams (NFL) – 3 illegitimate kids
Priest Holmes (NFL) – 3 illegitimate kids
Karl Malone (NBA) – 3 illegitimate kids – all born while he was in college; 2 of the 3 are now professional athletes
Oscar de la Hoya (Boxing) – 5 kids by 4 women; 3 are illegitimate
Elijah Dukes (MLB) – 5 illegitimate kids by 4 women (possibly 6 kids by 5 women now – the most recent one hasn’t been publicly confirmed)
Willis McGahee (NFL) – 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years
Michael Vick (NFL/current federal inmate) – 3 illegitimate children
These athletes take the cake with six or more illegitimate children a piece:

Ray Lewis (NFL) – Rumored to have 6 children by 4 women
Marshall Faulk (NFL) – Also rumored to have 6 children, but by 3 women
Antonio Cromartie (NFL) – 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women by age 25
Shawn Kemp (NBA) – 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women (some rumors put these numbers MUCH higher)
Derrick Thomas (NFL) – 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women at the time of his death at age 33
Jason Caffey (NBA) – 8 illegitimate children by 7 women
Travis Henry (NFL) – 9 kids by 9 women by age 28
Willie Anderson (NBA) – 9 illegitimate kids
Evander Holyfield (Boxing) – 9 illegitimate kids
Calvin Murphy (NBA) – 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women

[Hate]

Didn't Brady have two pregnant at the same time?

[Hate]

Didn't Brady have two pregnant at the same time?

Just checked...and they were not!!

[JavaRay]

Brady's was with a chick he was dating and got pregnant before he got with Giselle.     I consider that a different situation entirely compared to cheating on your wife after you are already married.   

He went from this:



to this



I can't see where he would have gone wrong either way.   

[youngone]

Calvin Murphy- 14 kids... Good lord.

[JavaRay]

Calvin Murphy- 14 kids... Good lord.

[The Anomaly]

I didn't read the whole thread but internet joke of the day...

"She should have know she would never get a ring."

LOL!!! BUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[JavaRay]

I don't know about that.   Maybe he wore a **CENSORED** ring during the sex.

[youngone]

I don't know about that.   Maybe he wore a **CENSORED** ring during the sex.

Well we know he didn't wear a raincoat.

[Hate]

It must be great to be an attractive young woman.  Open your legs and get paid.

Growing up, i had a friend who's older sister was a 'working girl'. Sometimes we'd be talkin and she'd place her hand over her va jay jay and say "this is a check that never bounces". Now that i'm older and wiser, i realize that she was right.

[Blaze688]

It must be great to be an attractive young woman.  Open your legs and get paid.

Growing up, i had a friend who's older sister was a 'working girl'. Sometimes we'd be talkin and she'd place her hand over her va jay jay and say "this is a check that never bounces". Now that i'm older and wiser, i realize that she was right.

A close female friend of mine, from high school, recently decided to move out west.  She's 26, petite, and pretty.  I kid you not, she left with a trunkload of clothes and affectations, and $1,000 in her bank account.  That's it.

"You got a job lined up out there?"

"Nah."

"You got a place to stay?"

"I know a few people."

"How the hell do you plan on paying rent?"

"..."

"Oh.  Right."

[Boid Fink]

Well...I heard Manti Teo is struggling to get custody of his make believe baby, whose voice is aptly portrayed by Aqib Talib.

[The Anti-Java]

Well...I heard Manti Teo is struggling to get custody of his make believe baby, whose voice is aptly portrayed by Aqib Talib.

LOL


Not sure I have seen anyones draft stock drop so fast as this cat.  It will be interesting to see where he lands.

[Morgan]

there's nothing professional about being unfaithful or paying child support -

ethical and responsible are the words you're looking for when Marino takes responsibility for his actions

Donating millions is not "paying child support." Until the news broke today, Marino was handling the situation in the way most protective toward his and the mother's career and reputation.  While his actions post-affair were both ethical and responsible, they were also professional.

From the article: Marino agreed to pay Savattere millions to care for Chloe, sources say, and she moved to Texas as part of the deal.  Sounds like a form of child support to me - just not court directed.

[STERN11354]

Laces out, Dan!

Don't you mean, "Pull out Dan!".