CBWx2

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« #19 : March 02, 2013, 07:43:41 AM »
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"I was homeless and addicted to crack. I felt like life was just not worth living anymore. Then, one day, after getting arrested for selling myself for crack money in front of the local Big Lots, I overheard police officers talking about a message board dedicated to a football team that I cannot name for legal reasons. There I discovered VinBucFan's thread lock campaign. I decided to give it a try. Now, six months later, I am drug free, and am the manager of a local peanut butter manufacturing plant. Thanks Vin!"
- Frodo Williams White Plains, NY
"I was a teenaged mother of three. I worked part time as a waitress, lived in government subsidized housing, and received food assistance. Then, one day, while perusing the message board of a website dedicated to an NFL football team who's name I cannot mention for legal reasons, I discovered VinBucFan's thread lock campaign. Three months later, I was able to ship those kids off to boarding school after becoming the proud trophy wife of the CEO of a major Peanut Butter company, whom I met at the supermarket when, ironically, we simultaneously reached for the same jar of Nutella, Thanks Vin!"
- Sarah Splath Rancho Cucamonga, CA
"VinBucFan's threadlock campaign gave me a competitive edge on the track, and made me into a more sensitive boyfriend."
- Oscar Pistorius Olympic runner and all around good guy
*These results are not typical. VinBucFan does not guarantee that your life will get better by participating in his thread lock campaign. In fact, scientific evidence suggests that the opposite will occur. Possible side effects include diarrhea mouth, mild retardation, persistent rolling on the floor laughing your ass off (ROFLAO), and an overactive use of emoticons in typed conversation. Please consult your physician before participating in this, or any other thread lock campaign.
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