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: May 20, 2013, 01:37:01 PM

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLOND IN

ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS

TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLOND THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY

CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLOND REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE **CENSORED**PIT AND TELLS

THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLOND

BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN

ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND TRIES TO

EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY

SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLOND REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD

HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST

THIS BLOND WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLOND? I'LL

HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLOND. I SPEAK BLOND."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,

AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES

BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND

ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT

ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".

 

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#1 : May 20, 2013, 02:04:26 PM

Now that's FUNNY, Unc!!

.....just my opinion

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#2 : May 22, 2013, 12:54:38 PM

Two blonds are talking about their boyfriends and one asks the other, "do you ever smoke after sex?" And the second blond replies "I don't know, I never looked"


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#3 : May 25, 2013, 10:17:16 AM

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

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