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#30 : February 03, 2014, 11:56:17 PM

Just forget we said anything.  Hyphenated last names are perfectly acceptable now adays.  It was probably better you weren't making making the decisions any way.

She works Friday and Saturday. It's cool if you prefer wanking, but I have needs. You'll understand when you graduate 8th grade.
In her mind, she now owns you if she so chooses.

She can own me all the way through the 2014-15 Bucs playoff run as we relax with a few beers in the Raymond James end zone seats for the playoff games 8)

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#31 : February 04, 2014, 01:15:03 AM

Don't forget her seat cushion, little man, or there'll be hell to pay.

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#32 : February 04, 2014, 01:59:28 AM

I think it's precious he imagines that money being spent on football tickets.

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#33 : February 04, 2014, 07:15:38 AM

...for getting rid of his son , Tim Tebow ??

Talk amongst yourselves .

When you sign Tebow God gets pissed. When God gets pissed he thinks of ways to get back. When God thinks of ways to get back he waits for you to get to the Super Bowl. When you get to the Super Bowl you lose. Don't mix religion with football!

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#34 : February 04, 2014, 07:28:27 AM

God was punishing me by making me watch a s***ty game coupled with the worst commercials Ive ever seen for a Super Bowl.  It was retribution for repeated statements that the halftime show is always the worst part about the game.  Touche God...touche.

I don't understand how anyone other than a Broncos fan can call that a shtty game.  Watching a performance like the Hawks put on last night was a pleasure to anyone who enjoys good defense.

Commercials are always overrated anyway.

It's already on the top 10 WORST Super Bowls list.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/photos/1201/10-worst-super-bowls/3/

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#35 : February 04, 2014, 11:23:46 AM

Don't forget her seat cushion, little man, or there'll be hell to pay.

You think I like pancake butts? I'm not THAT white you racist ;P

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#36 : February 04, 2014, 11:28:45 AM

I think it's precious he imagines that money being spent on football tickets.

No, see I'm an Auburn fan. I go to Atlanta every now and again :)

When you turn 16 and are allowed to drive, I'll let you convoy with me.

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#37 : February 04, 2014, 12:00:46 PM

God didn't punish them, Seattle did.

I'm thinking they all took the Lawrence Taylor approach by they way that defense played.
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