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: April 03, 2007, 08:02:41 AM

SIX RETIRED FLORIDIANS WERE PLAYING POKER IN THE CONDO CLUBHOUSE WHEN
MEYERWITZ LOSES $500 ON A SINGLE HAND, CLUTCHES HIS CHEST, AND DROPS
DEAD AT THE TABLE.

SHOWING RESPECT FOR THEIR FALLEN COMRADE, THE OTHER FIVE CONTINUE
PLAYING STANDING UP.

FINKELSTEIN LOOKS AROUND AND ASKS, "SO, WHO'S GONNA TELL HIS WIFE?"

THEY CUT CARDS. GOLDBERG PICKS THE TWO OF CLUBS AND HAS TO  CARRY THE
NEWS.

THEY TELL HIM TO BE DISCREET; BE GENTLE; DON'T MAKE A BAD SITUATION ANY
WORSE.

"DISCREET? I'M THE MOST DISCREET PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET.
DISCRETION IS MY MIDDLE NAME. LEAVE IT TO ME."

GOLDBERG GOES OVER TO THE MEYERWITZ APARTMENT AND KNOCKS ON THE  DOOR.
THE WIFE ANSWERS AND ASKS WHAT HE WANTS. GOLDBERG DECLARES, "YOUR
HUSBAND JUST LOST $500 AND IS AFRAID TO COME HOME."

"TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" SAYS THE WIFE.

"I'LL GO TELL HIM," SAYS GOLDBERG


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#1 : April 03, 2007, 10:19:33 AM

Poker?  I barely know 'er!


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Dear Glazers,

Please sell the team to Eddie DeBartolo.

Thank you,
--the fans
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