Kib, you might need therapy at this rate!
Mine...
1) Getting off the plane. Simple airline etiquette is you let the people in the rows ahead of
you get off first. But many times, people in the back just move into the aisle and push
their way forward and people (like myself) have to wait for them when we're the
ones that have the right of way. Wait your turn, people! I'll usually say something.
2) When a hot girl on a flight sits somewhere besides next to me.
3) People who tailgate me when I'm in not in the passing lane. Go around!
4) We have a dirt lawn at our apartment in MB. People feel this is their
cut to let their dogs crap on our lawn. Hey, that's our cat's litter box!
5) When I'm watching the last few minutes of a tight basketball game
or other sporting event and my wife wants to talk to me.
6) Overly negative people.
7) Holding the door open for a stranger and they just ignore you and
don't say thanks.

Topless girls at our beach who lay on their stomachs. Hey, I need
some entertainment here! Turn over, please. :-)