Tonight we salute you Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer...
There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the Sun fails to set, you'll be ready.
Don't forget the moonlight!
Your coconut-scented force field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy.
You're a STAR!!
30 SPF? Please.. You might as well be wearing cooking oil.
Something smells delicious!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara desert.
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer...
no offense dude but could your sig be ANY larger?
Yes it can as a matter of fact. I'm not breaking any rules, so go find another creek to paddle up buddy.
