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You know you're from Florida when...
ronde bear:
--- Quote from: KrAzYbUc on April 18, 2007, 10:29:09 PM ---
You think nobody over 70 should be allowed to drive
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check
--- Quote ---An alligator has walked thru your neighborhood
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check
--- Quote ---You smirk when a game show's "grand prize" is a trip to Florida
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check
--- Quote ---You measure distance in minutes
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I dont get this one, but check. Do people in other parts of the country not do the same?
--- Quote ---You know the 4 seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas
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LMAO never heard Floridas weather explained any better
--- Quote ---It's not soda, cola, or pop. It's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, " what kinda coke you want?"
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HAHA yea this one is true too
--- Quote ---You've hosted a hurricane party
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check, more than once
--- Quote ---You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself
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check
--- Quote ---You've worn shorts AND used the a/c on Christmas
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check
--- Quote ---You know what the stingray shuffle is and why it's important
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check
--- Quote ---You recognize Miami-Dade as "Northern Cuba"
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and check
krazybuc:
"Down South" means Key West
"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola
You think nobody over 70 should be allowed to drive
Flip-flops are everyday wear
Shoes are for business meetings and church
No, wait, flip-flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas
Sweet tea can be served at any meal
An alligator has walked thru your neighborhood
You smirk when a game show's "grand prize" is a trip to Florida
You measure distance in minutes
You have a drawer full of bathing suits and one sweatshirt
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls
All the local festivals are named after a fruit
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level
You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent
You know the 4 seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas
It's not soda, cola, or pop. It's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, " what kinda coke you want?"
Anything under 95 is just warm
You've hosted a hurricane party
You go to a theme park for an afternoon...and know when to get on the best rides
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly
You understand the futility of exterminating **CENSORED**roaches
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, and Withlacoochee
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself
Bumper stickers on the truck in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar, Go Gators and a confederate flag
You get angry when people say " Florida isn't really part of THE SOUTH"
You've worn shorts AND used the a/c on Christmas
You know what the stingray shuffle is and why it's important
You recognize Miami-Dade as "Northern Cuba"
leeroybuc93:
Saw that on myspace. Pretty funny.
krazybuc:
--- Quote from: LeeroyBuc on April 18, 2007, 10:30:42 PM ---Saw that on myspace. Pretty funny.
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the soda and the distance in minutes made me laugh. never realized i did that til i read it.
leeroybuc93:
--- Quote from: KrAzYbUc on April 18, 2007, 10:34:34 PM ---
--- Quote from: LeeroyBuc on April 18, 2007, 10:30:42 PM ---Saw that on myspace. Pretty funny.
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the soda and the distance in minutes made me laugh. never realized i did that til i read it.
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I never realized other people didn't measure distance in minutes until I moved to VA. I am constantly shaking my head in frustration and saying, "Give it to me in minutes."
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