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: May 04, 2007, 07:57:52 AM

This morning on the Interstate,   I looked over to my left and there was a   Woman   In a brand new   Cadillac   Doing 65 mph   With her   Face up next to her   Rear view mirror   Putting on her eyeliner.   I looked away   For a couple seconds !    And when I looked back she was   Halfway over in my lane,   Still working on that makeup.   As a man,     I don't scare easily.   But she scared me so much;   I dropped     My electric shaver    Which knocked    The donut    Out of my other hand.   In all   The confusion of trying   To straighten out the car   Using my knees against   The steering wheel,   It knocked   My cell phone   Away from my ear   Which fell   Into the coffee   Between my legs,   Splashed,   And burned   Big Jim and the Twins,   Ruined the phone,   Soaked my trousers,   And disconnected an   Important call.    Women drivers!!-

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#1 : May 04, 2007, 07:59:17 AM

Whoa!! Slow down...What happened to the donut??

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#2 : May 04, 2007, 08:29:39 AM

Whoa!! Slow down...What happened to the donut??

LOL!

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#3 : May 04, 2007, 09:07:12 AM

Good stuff! lol

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#4 : May 04, 2007, 09:11:11 AM

Thanks Prefer & Replica...I always enjoy a good chuckle on a Friday morning.

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#5 : May 04, 2007, 09:52:59 AM

Ed, you shave? Just make sure to remember which hand the donut is in, don't want to take a big bite out of that norelco! :)




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#6 : May 04, 2007, 09:53:44 AM

Ed, you shave? Just make sure to remember which hand the donut is in, don't want to take a big bite out of that norelco! :)



Good one!!!

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#7 : May 04, 2007, 12:03:55 PM

LOL!!!





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#8 : May 04, 2007, 12:08:21 PM

Did you try to follow here and make a sexy time?



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#9 : May 04, 2007, 06:44:33 PM

Big Jim?

Interesting, my favorite is Earthworm Jim.

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#10 : May 04, 2007, 06:46:11 PM

Did you try to follow here and make a sexy time?
LOL.

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#11 : May 05, 2007, 07:44:16 PM

Wanna know how to blind a woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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#12 : May 05, 2007, 07:46:04 PM

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My cell phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. Women drivers!!-
How do you like your irony served?

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#13 : May 05, 2007, 08:12:23 PM

Can any of you explain why women's insurance rates are lower than men's?



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#14 : May 05, 2007, 08:12:56 PM

It's quite obvious, most women are married, hence the man will drive 95% of the time.
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