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: May 12, 2007, 02:26:57 AM

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070510/NEWS02/705100450/1004

Listen to the audio provided on the right side of the page. Hilarious!

Bests parts?

He thinks he and his wife are dead.

He wants to know the score of the Red Wings game.


Classic...

Too bad he called 911. No more career. He wouldn't have this problem if pot was legal.
Which it should be...

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#1 : May 12, 2007, 02:30:28 AM

You should like this, Joe. I heard a 911 call where this woman kept asking for a babysitter. The operator kept saying she didn't understand the problem. Finally the exasperated woman said, "isn't this Nanny 911?"

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#2 : May 12, 2007, 02:35:18 AM

You should like this, Joe. I heard a 911 call where this woman kept asking for a babysitter. The operator kept saying she didn't understand the problem. Finally the exasperated woman said, "isn't this Nanny 911?"

Now THAT is funny. I might work on that show again.

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#3 : May 13, 2007, 04:32:28 PM

No laughs at this audio?

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#4 : May 14, 2007, 02:36:08 AM

No laughs at this audio?
Didn't tickle my funny bone!

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#5 : May 14, 2007, 08:29:18 AM

Thats funny stuff. I've had brownies before and never thought I was dead or dying. I've been lazy and laffed my ass off a lot, but death? sheesh.


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#6 : May 14, 2007, 11:56:30 AM

He obviously was totally fried. Why else would he call the police. Career over.

But the funniest part is, "Do you know the score of the Red Wings game?"

Excuse me?

He wants her to tell him the score so he can compare it to the score on his screen.
And then, he still gets it wrong!

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