Worst Songs Thread Volume 2

[Tampa Bay Todd]

OK well for sheer torture -

Carl Lewis (yes the sprinter) did a song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

Followed closely by Celine Deion doing Shook Me All Night Long: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

Preach on Dal! I told my friends (who are big Celine fans) when I went to Vegas if I saw her I was punching her in the face for this. Didn't see her, so I did the next best thing and took a picture of me flipping off her poster at Caesar's!

[MBF]

Everyone hammers the likes of Eminem and 50 Cent for teaching kids to be gangstas and hustlas,

As well they should. I think NWA, Snoop and the like are worse though. Furtado is basically a prostitute. They sing what they know.

I agree with you that this music is the worst ever made due to it's negative affect on society.

I wasn't saying bad things about Em and 50, I was just talking about Furtado.

[The White Tiger]

OK well for sheer torture -

Carl Lewis (yes the sprinter) did a song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

Followed closely by Celine Deion doing Shook Me All Night Long: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

I have no words...this is just the worst...ever. Dal - you win...

How did you find this? Did you google, "nasty + ugly + apocolypse" ?

[dalbuc]

Well in case anyone wants to hear AC/DC mauled some more here is Shakira doing Back in Black as a sort of jazz/lounge version to start things out:



I can't find a video of it but The Cure (good band) covering Purple Haze is just downright embarrassing.

[mjs020294]

Well in case anyone wants to hear AC/DC mauled some more here is Shakira doing Back in Black as a sort of jazz/lounge version to start things out:

 

She could sing the phone book and still look as horny as hell though.   

What about a Village People song?

[Bayfisher]

Try this one. LMAO. Whew.

[Tampa Bay Todd]

I never cared much for "Electric Avenue" from Eddy Grant back in the 80s. Plus another 80s song that was titled "You Say He's Just A Friend" from Biz Markee, I think. How that song ever got made is beyond me. He even dressed up like a black Amadeus. I play that song to keep the mice away in my basement!

[Buc Wylde]

"freebird"

Please take note of the irony

[BucJam07]

Jaws theme remixed into the very boring Gator Chomp fight song.

[MBF]

lets not forget this classic

That's better than MiMs

THIS IS WHY I'M HOT
THIS IS WHY I'M HOT

[MrFreakinMiyagi]

"The Touch" by Stan Bush is the worst song ever. I know it is hard to get beyond the coolness that is "Transformers", but............. musically and lyrically, there is nothing worse than this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N9vFcDm6ltE

I LOVE IT

You might remember it from another GREAT flick......... "Boogie Nights"

[caradoc]

OK well for sheer torture -

Carl Lewis (yes the sprinter) did a song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

Followed closely by Celine Deion doing Shook Me All Night Long: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

I have no words...this is just the worst...ever. Dal - you win...

How did you find this? Did you google, "nasty + ugly + apocolypse" ?

Celine was pretty scary, but I thinnk I can beat that:

[Bayfisher]

OK well for sheer torture -

Carl Lewis (yes the sprinter) did a song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

Followed closely by Celine Deion doing Shook Me All Night Long: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

I have no words...this is just the worst...ever. Dal - you win...

How did you find this? Did you google, "nasty + ugly + apocolypse" ?

Celine was pretty scary, but I thinnk I can beat that:

Wow. Glad I missed that when I was young. Spock and Bilbo Baggins.

[dalbuc]

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is bad, hideously bad.  If we're going Star Trek then how about Shatner covering:

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tERzxc0r9cg

Mr. Tambourine Man - you must listen to the end to hear Shatner freaking out:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dGPai4YIz30