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: July 31, 2007, 03:13:00 PM

"Hitting It"  and "Marrying It"  are way different things.  I have had beautiful girlfriends, but I would never marry some of them.

There are some very hot girls out there that aren't worth the misery they bring to a relationship.

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#1 : July 31, 2007, 03:30:37 PM

Damn, BucJam, that just ain't right.

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#2 : July 31, 2007, 01:22:19 PM

And the award for quite possibly the stupidest man ever goes to Jessica Alba's FORMER boyfriend:

From IMDB.com:
Jessica Alba split with Cash Warren because he was terrified of commitment, according to the pair's pals. The actress reportedly ended her two-year relationship with the production assistant last week, after months denying the romance was on the rocks. Now friends reveal the break-up was relatively amicable, but prompted by differences in the couple's long-term aspirations. One tells the New York Daily News, "He (Cash) wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that." And pals cite close friend Eva Longoria's recent French nuptials as the event that finally pushed her: "Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."

I'm sorry, but if Jessica Alba wants to get married to you, I don't see that as a problem.  [banghead]


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#3 : July 31, 2007, 01:24:00 PM

He hit it, and hit it, and hit it, and finally quit it.

I think the Great Philot Kid Rock once said: Having sex with even the most gorgeous woman, over and over,  gets boring after a while...


Not saying, just saying.


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#4 : July 31, 2007, 01:57:02 PM

I'd sure like to test out that theory though, just once.  :D


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#5 : July 31, 2007, 02:00:16 PM

Yea no ish, me too.




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#6 : July 31, 2007, 02:07:28 PM

shes hot but i cant imagine her being very bright.




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#7 : July 31, 2007, 02:14:24 PM

shes hot but i cant imagine her being very bright.

based on what?

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#8 : July 31, 2007, 02:15:57 PM

He hit it, and hit it, and hit it, and finally quit it.

I think the Great Philot Kid Rock once said: Having sex with even the most gorgeous woman, over and over, gets boring after a while...


Hammer, meet nail...


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#9 : July 31, 2007, 02:21:26 PM

shes hot but i cant imagine her being very bright.

She was on TV last week and came across fairly well. She has a great personality and sense of humor, and can hold a conversation pretty well.


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#10 : July 31, 2007, 03:08:34 PM

shes hot but i cant imagine her being very bright.

She was on Matt's schlong last week and came across very well. She has a great ass and rack, and can hold Matt's nuts very well.
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#11 : July 31, 2007, 03:14:16 PM

You mean there's one out there that is worth the misery?

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#12 : July 31, 2007, 03:16:42 PM

You mean there's one out there that is worth the misery?


Here she is Groove!!!!!!!





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#13 : July 31, 2007, 03:28:21 PM

shes hot but i cant imagine her being very bright.

She was on Matt's schlong last week and came across very well. She has a great butt and rack, and can hold Matt's nuts very well.
fixed it for ya ;)
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#14 : July 31, 2007, 03:28:39 PM

You mean there's one out there that is worth the misery?


Here she is Groove!!!!!!!


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