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: August 25, 2007, 11:59:03 PM

Melissa Pittman

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#1 : August 26, 2007, 12:00:19 AM

Garcia's wife would have to be considered ABuccs. 

\"A Great Coach has to have a Patient Wife, A Loyal Dog, and a Great Quarterback. . . . but not necessarily in that order\" ~ Coach Bud Grant

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#2 : August 26, 2007, 12:02:10 AM

Garcia's wife would have to be considered ABuccs. 
Considered for what? Did you not see the trophy at her feet? She "is" Tampa's Fittest Female.

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#3 : August 26, 2007, 12:02:37 AM

That's all you get for winning that contest, that puny little trophy? And why isn't she showing off the pipes? If you're Pittman's wife, you've got to give people a look at the gun show.


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#4 : August 26, 2007, 12:07:05 AM

It's amazing how a woman with breasts that large can be so fit.   Very hot.

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#5 : August 26, 2007, 12:09:27 AM

It's amazing how a woman with breasts that large can be so fit. Very hot.

so are you saying you would ram her with your hummer?


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#7 : August 26, 2007, 12:15:00 AM

Holy cow check out that rock on her finger! That thing could blind the astronauts on the space shuttle. That likely cost more than I make in a year.


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#8 : August 26, 2007, 12:23:56 AM

Garcia's wife would have to be considered ABuccs.
Considered for what? Did you not see the trophy at her feet? She "is" Tampa's Fittest Female.

Nope did not not see the trophy - did not see her eyes either - and Garcia's wife must not have met the residency requirements - yet.

Damn it, had to check it out two more times to find the trophy - and yes - she has eyes.

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#9 : August 26, 2007, 12:26:58 AM

I'd like to see her pose for playboy as well so we can do a real comparison between her and Garcia's wife.

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#10 : August 26, 2007, 12:28:55 AM

I don't know about the playboy shoot java, but if someone has to do an inspection to make a call I am available. 

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#11 : August 26, 2007, 12:34:24 AM

I don't know about the playboy shoot java, but if someone has to do an inspection to make a call I am available.

If that happened, you better watch your back.   A hummer might be headed your way real quick.   I doubt you'd be run over by the hummer, but I have a feeling a muscular guy with a superman tattoo might step out of it and lay an ass whippin'.   

I'd prefer to look at a playboy.   Safer.   

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#12 : August 26, 2007, 12:49:13 AM

I don't know about the playboy shoot java, but if someone has to do an inspection to make a call I am available.

If that happened, you better watch your back.   A hummer might be headed your way real quick. I doubt you'd be run over by the hummer, but I have a feeling a muscular guy with a superman tattoo might step out of it and lay an butt whippin'.

I'd prefer to look at a playboy. Safer.

I was thinking you could take Mike and Jeff out for dinner or something - and I really don't like hummers vehicle so I will be staying away... LOL

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#13 : August 26, 2007, 01:18:20 AM

I was thinking you could take Mike and Jeff out for dinner or something

What we could do is open a Smoothy King and ask them to help with the Grand Opening.   Then make our move.

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#14 : August 26, 2007, 02:06:13 AM

I think she might have a 'package'



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