rayfsc07
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« #169 : December 08, 2007, 01:44:13 PM »
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This guy walks into a store, and steps up to the counter. The guy at the counter says, "Sir, may I help you?", the guy says, "Yes, I'd like som......garnet pants.......and a gold shhirt." Guy at the counter says "You an FSU grad?", guy says, "Yeah sah, how'd ya know, was it the pants? the shirt?" The man at the counter says, "No, this is a hardware store."
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Q. What do you say to an FSU fan dressed in a 3-piece suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand
This Recruit is visiting 3 coaches, Bobby Bowden, Philip Fulmer, and Steve Spurrier. He goes to Knoxville to Visit with Phill first, about halfway through the interview he notices this golden telephone on the counter, and says, "What is that telephone for?" Phill says, "It's a direct link to heaven, you want to make a call?" the recruit says "Sure, does it cost anything?" Phill says "$50 it's a steal, whatta ya say?" Recruit says, "nah, I'll wait". He moves on to Tallahassee next to talk with Bobby, and he notices that same telephone, and says, "Is that a direct link to heaven?" Bobby says, "Why yes, you want to make a call? only 35 bucks." Recruit says, "nah, I'll wait". Finally, he makes it to Gainesville to speak with Steve, and he notices that SAME telephone, and asks "Is that a direct link to heaven?" Steve says,"= "Yeah, you want to make a call, its free" Recruit says, "Free? I don't get it, I visited Phill, and he said it was $50, and Bobby said it was $35, why is it free here?" ,Steve answers smuggly, "Because why here in Gainesville, It's a local call my boy".
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