DarkTurdGhost, I'm not ready.
Every time I see that twist on my name, it makes me think of a rhyme we used to say when I was a kid in school. I told the rhyme to my own kids, and they find it very funny. Anyhow, "DarkTurdGhost" reminds me of:
"The lights went out.
A scream was heard...
Guy got hit by a flying turd!"
Sounds like the work of a dark turd ghost to me.