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: March 19, 2008, 11:58:58 PM


Talking about your kids with your buddies makes you normally as popular as Michael Vick at a dog show. 

So I'm starting to write a book for guys by guys and also started a new site specifically for Dads that have daughters. 

As any guy would tell ya it's a whole different ballgame raising a little girl so I'm soliciting stories, tips and tricks and anything funny or worthwhile for the site. 

My goal is, to have it be a whole lot more Chuck Norriss/Jack Bauer with a good mix of Robin Williams, then Oprah and Dr. Phil.

If you wouldn't mind taking a look at the website and giving me some feedback?

Would appreciate it.

Here is the about us: http://www.closecombatguidefordads.com/about-us/ 

To read the regular postings just go to the mainpage: http://www.closecombatguidefordads.com




P.S.  Here is an email that I've sent to some friends about the book:

“To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.”
This ancient Greek writer scribed this famous quote 2500 years ago.
However, these days the quote could and should read…
“To a father growing old nothing is more confusing than a daughter.”
For the first time in history there will be a book written, not for women, not for mothers, or sisters or wives.
This book is for MEN!
The stories you will read are real, submitted by real men who’ve survived a house of females and have many ways to show you how to avoid being neutered.
We are now accepting all stories from all across North America to make the first guidebook for Daddies on raising their little girls.
We want anything you remember regarding stories, tips and or any tricks to raising a little girl in an estrogen rich environment. 
•         Have you trained your little one to fetch beer? 
•         Figured out how to watch porn in a houseful of women without being caught?   
•         Broken a finger trying to braid hair? 
•         Have you figured out how to get pink and purple nail polish off your fingers and out of your mustache? 
If you’ve done things you are not necessarily proud of but are funny as hell…and you couldn’t really tell anyone before, now is your chance!
And unlike your wife letting all her friends know about your speed trials in the bedroom, we do guarantee your anonymity!   
Your real life stories will give new or soon to be freaked out father’s strong advice from fella’s that have been there before.
With your help we can all avoid the comments you read below.
Jim from California writes:
“I had no idea that opening the front door while holding a shotgun to greet my little girl’s first new boyfriend would cause such a problem in my life at home.”
Bob from Hawaii writes:
“Me, my wife and daughters all believe in doing things together as a family ….but PMS!!! Holy crap I had no idea!
Millions of daddies to be are counting on everything you’ve learned from breathing lessons when your daughter’s first cell phone bill appears to learning how to spot a pack of females ready to attack.
So don’t wait get us your stories today.


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#1 : March 20, 2008, 05:33:05 PM

rule #1....men dont like to read...

John Galt?

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#2 : March 20, 2008, 05:45:07 PM

rule #1....men dont like to read...

True but with Chuck Norris, Kiefer Sutherland and Robin Williams it would be a Great movie.

And I'd read that book.



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#3 : March 20, 2008, 07:14:40 PM

no read for men agreed


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#4 : March 20, 2008, 10:00:02 PM

Boid, I feel the same way about my little one.  She is turning 7 in April.

Well, this book is not only about all the bad stuff.  It's about the good stuff as well. 

How do you bond?   Your little girl putting makeup on you... gay or not gay? lol...

We are just having fun with it.  Any and all links or cool stuff throw my way and i'll post it.

I'm trying to schedule an interview with the Indian Princess organization.  Everyone here seems to be a member of it and it sounds 'interesting'...

Thanks for your feedback!  And it's obvious that I need lots more pictures!

*******************************Luck happens when hard work meets opportunity.

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#5 : March 20, 2008, 09:31:50 PM

My daughter is 7 right now.  She is an absolute angel.  Smart, she is not annoying as sooo many kids are.  But get at me in about 6 years when the boys start calling...I'll have a story for you by then, I am pretty sure...

The women I talk too all say they feel sorry for any boy that dates my daughter.  And I say, "I agree."

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