OK, I'll start...
Here's me and the alleged alien/human hybrid, Starchild skull, a few months ago in Hollywood
at a Lloyd Pye lecture. The skull had a mesmerizing effect on me...

Here's my wife and I in San Francisco last year with one of the famous cable cars in the
background. I have some dirt on my chin. That's from two months of not washing...

This one's from the night I was abducted.
I got better...

And here's me shooting an episode of Wife Swap a few years ago, wearing my Bucs hat.
I had to represent...

OK, your turn...