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: December 18, 2006, 07:30:41 AM







>>>   Subject: The Buccaneer Pirate
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>>>
>>>       A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I
>>>       haven't seen you in a while.
>>>
>>>       What happened? You look terrible."
>>>
>>>       "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
>>>
>>>       "What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks ,"You
>>>        didn't have that before."
>>>
>>>       "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
>>>        ball,but I'm fine now" says the pirate.
>>>
>>>       "Well, OK, but what about that hook?
>>>
>>>       What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.
>>>
>>>       "We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded
>>>        a ship and got into a sword fiight.
>>>
>>>        My hand was cut off, but I got fitted with a hook. I'm
>>>        fine, really."
>>>
>>>       Then the bartender asks, "So, what about that eye patch?"
>>>
>>>       The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a
>>>f      flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them craped in my
>>>       eye."
>>>
>>>       "You're kidding, " said the bartender, "you couldn't lose
>>>        an eye just from bird crap."
>>>
>>>       The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook."
>>>
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#1 : December 18, 2006, 08:25:21 AM

In memory of ABuccsFan........

PIRATE'S COVE!!
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