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« : December 18, 2006, 07:30:41 AM »
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>>> Subject: The Buccaneer Pirate
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>>> A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I
>>> haven't seen you in a while.
>>>
>>> What happened? You look terrible."
>>>
>>> "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
>>>
>>> "What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks ,"You
>>> didn't have that before."
>>>
>>> "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
>>> ball,but I'm fine now" says the pirate.
>>>
>>> "Well, OK, but what about that hook?
>>>
>>> What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.
>>>
>>> "We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded
>>> a ship and got into a sword fiight.
>>>
>>> My hand was cut off, but I got fitted with a hook. I'm
>>> fine, really."
>>>
>>> Then the bartender asks, "So, what about that eye patch?"
>>>
>>> The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a
>>>f flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them craped in my
>>> eye."
>>>
>>> "You're kidding, " said the bartender, "you couldn't lose
>>> an eye just from bird crap."
>>>
>>> The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook."
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