LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, my son and I caught one about a week ago last week going through our trash. We have shot and caged the beast and have set up a room for viewing. If you are interested, pleasee call: 1-888-555-ARDS, or 1-888- RETARDS............
RETARDS would be 738-ARDS not 555-ARDS. If you don't know your own number, might I suggest having someone pin it to your shirt.