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« : August 19, 2008, 06:04:43 PM »

It can be anything you would think we could get for Chris Simms.

Im going to say a few things

The bestest thing I think we could get for Simms is......

a Cuban Sandwich, some dried up playdough, a broken dinner plate, one of those free 5000 hours on AOL online cd's, an episode of "Guiding Light", a pen that wont write, three old car air fresheners, one iTunes download, and a DVD of the Godfather, Part III.


Then again, thats ALL I could ask for.



Aye, So we cut Clifton Smith?!?!

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« #1 : August 19, 2008, 06:11:07 PM »

TBBBB!


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« #2 : August 19, 2008, 06:13:05 PM »

That's too high a price SBF.


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« #3 : August 19, 2008, 06:14:55 PM »

a kick in the nuts would work

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« #4 : August 19, 2008, 06:16:25 PM »

A box of laxatives.  Since we will be losing his "taking a dump on the field".


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« #5 : August 19, 2008, 08:05:49 PM »

Phil Simms.

I leave at first light, headed North. Well do I recognize that I did not cover myself in glory.  But never did I dream that for my failures I would be exiled. - the diary of Gen. L. P. McCown

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« #6 : August 19, 2008, 08:11:06 PM »

A pair of new crew socks.



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« #7 : August 19, 2008, 08:16:12 PM »


Doesn't this exact same stuff appear in every Simms thread already? Why does it require a thread of its own? It's played out.



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« #8 : August 19, 2008, 08:32:39 PM »

I'll take Warren Sapps sweaty jock strap, for Simms

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« #9 : August 19, 2008, 08:35:22 PM »

I bet you would...Just leave Simms out of it.


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« #10 : August 19, 2008, 08:40:01 PM »

a blowpop and a box of crayons

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« #11 : August 19, 2008, 08:40:30 PM »

a blowpop
Depends on the flavor

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« #12 : August 19, 2008, 09:15:12 PM »

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« #13 : August 19, 2008, 09:20:22 PM »

A new computer since I smashed my old one in a fit of rage over so many stupid Simms threads.

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« #14 : August 20, 2008, 12:06:54 AM »

I would take Anquan Boldin for Simms in a heartbeat.  But only if they threw in Dockett the Dirt Ball as well.

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