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: October 07, 2008, 08:49:09 PM

We cut Michael Spurlock for this?

Gruden: Hey Mike, wanna step in my office.

Spurlock: Sure coach.

Gr: Can I get you a bottle of water? Some juice man? I got juice now, you gotta have  juice man. Juice in fridge all the time now. It's a credit to the catering staff that we got juice man.

Sp: No thanks coach. Why am I here sir?

Gr: Well kid, you've done something no ther Buccaneer has ever done, but you see I goofed up pretty bad and drafted this kid in round 2, so I need him to take your spot, so I've called security to escort you out. Have a nice life.



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#1 : October 07, 2008, 08:52:13 PM

Gr: Can I get you a bottle of water? Some juice man? I got juice now, you gotta have juice man. Juice in fridge all the time now. It's a credit to the catering staff that we got juice man.


LMAO!!!

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#2 : October 07, 2008, 09:15:41 PM

Dexter Jackson's inability to play football shouldn't alter people's memories.

Without his earth-shattering work of 7-second genius, Michael averaged 23.6 yards per return; which would fit him in between Michael Griffin and Tyson Thompson at 30th in the NFL (for players with 10+ returns).

Jackson is bad, but Spurlock wasn't a great returner.  Hell, he fumbled in the playoff game, and (even with his touchdown) averaged a yard less per kick return than Mark Jones.


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#3 : October 07, 2008, 09:19:53 PM

Dexter Jackson's inability to play football shouldn't alter people's memories.

Without his earth-shattering work of 7-second genius, Michael averaged 23.6 yards per return; which would fit him in between Michael Griffin and Tyson Thompson at 30th in the NFL (for players with 10+ returns).

Jackson is bad, but Spurlock wasn't a great returner.  Hell, he fumbled in the playoff game, and (even with his touchdown) averaged a yard less per kick return than Mark Jones.

And as I pointed out in another Dexter thread.... Dexter is averaging 25.1 yards a return, in comparison to the 23.6 yards you mention for Spurlock.   Now I'm no mathematician buuuuut.......

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#4 : October 07, 2008, 09:23:32 PM

Dexter Jackson's inability to play football shouldn't alter people's memories.

Without his earth-shattering work of 7-second genius, Michael averaged 23.6 yards per return; which would fit him in between Michael Griffin and Tyson Thompson at 30th in the NFL (for players with 10+ returns).

Jackson is bad, but Spurlock wasn't a great returner.  Hell, he fumbled in the playoff game, and (even with his touchdown) averaged a yard less per kick return than Mark Jones.

And as I pointed out in another Dexter thread.... Dexter is averaging 25.1 yards a return, in comparison to the 23.6 yards you mention for Spurlock.   Now I'm no mathematician buuuuut.......

Wow, that's interesting.  I never thought to compare, because Dexter's been so... bad.  He'd be averaging 30 if he didn't slip after crossing the 20 yard line.


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#5 : October 07, 2008, 09:25:43 PM

---The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the team I love. Jon Gruden is a detriment to the success and sustained greatness of the team I love. I hate Jon Gruden. Any Buccaneer fan who supports him, I hate also. May nothing good or joyful touch upon your life while you support Jon Gruden.---

D-bag alert.







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#6 : October 07, 2008, 10:35:19 PM

Before leaving for Denver, maybe Sonic forgot to tell D-Jax about those turf monsters that sneak up on you and trip you when no defenders are around

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#7 : October 07, 2008, 10:53:02 PM

Wow, he fumbled in aplayoff game? So did Carnell yet many here want to lather his backside in olive oil.

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#8 : October 07, 2008, 10:53:58 PM

---The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the team I love. Jon Gruden is a detriment to the success and sustained greatness of the team I love. I hate Jon Gruden. Any Buccaneer fan who supports him, I hate also. May nothing good or joyful touch upon your life while you support Jon Gruden.---

D-bag alert.






You beat me to it.  That might be the most ridiculous/sad tag/sig line I have ever seen on this site.  I liked it better here when he was suspended...

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#9 : October 07, 2008, 10:55:10 PM

---The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the team I love. Jon Gruden is a detriment to the success and sustained greatness of the team I love. I hate Jon Gruden. Any Buccaneer fan who supports him, I hate also. May nothing good or joyful touch upon your life while you support Jon Gruden.---

D-bag alert.







agreed.  some people are absolutely amazing.   wow we actually agree on something 100%



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#10 : October 07, 2008, 11:00:35 PM

Wow, he fumbled in aplayoff game? So did Carnell yet many here want to lather his backside in olive oil.

You are killin me 2nite!!!

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#11 : October 07, 2008, 11:22:34 PM

There is a lowest common denominator to which only one or two people dare to sink.
D-bag indeed.

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#12 : October 08, 2008, 12:57:51 AM

Yes, yes TURBO. You got me suspended. I used the 6 letter F-word that is offensive to your kind of lifestyle. I should have remembered after those PM's you sent trying to hook-up with RayFC507. RJ might still have those copies of the PM's if you'd like to deny it, I could post them here?



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#13 : October 08, 2008, 01:40:29 AM

WOW!!!

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#14 : October 08, 2008, 01:47:42 AM

Last one in!?!?
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