You've done something no one else has ever done, but here's your pink slip.

[ABuccs Fan]

We cut Michael Spurlock for this?

Gruden: Hey Mike, wanna step in my office.

Spurlock: Sure coach.

Gr: Can I get you a bottle of water? Some juice man? I got juice now, you gotta have  juice man. Juice in fridge all the time now. It's a credit to the catering staff that we got juice man.

Sp: No thanks coach. Why am I here sir?

Gr: Well kid, you've done something no ther Buccaneer has ever done, but you see I goofed up pretty bad and drafted this kid in round 2, so I need him to take your spot, so I've called security to escort you out. Have a nice life.

Gr: Can I get you a bottle of water? Some juice man? I got juice now, you gotta have juice man. Juice in fridge all the time now. It's a credit to the catering staff that we got juice man.

LMAO!!!

[Blaze688]

Dexter Jackson's inability to play football shouldn't alter people's memories.

Without his earth-shattering work of 7-second genius, Michael averaged 23.6 yards per return; which would fit him in between Michael Griffin and Tyson Thompson at 30th in the NFL (for players with 10+ returns).

Jackson is bad, but Spurlock wasn't a great returner.  Hell, he fumbled in the playoff game, and (even with his touchdown) averaged a yard less per kick return than Mark Jones.

[Warthog]

Dexter Jackson's inability to play football shouldn't alter people's memories.

Without his earth-shattering work of 7-second genius, Michael averaged 23.6 yards per return; which would fit him in between Michael Griffin and Tyson Thompson at 30th in the NFL (for players with 10+ returns).

Jackson is bad, but Spurlock wasn't a great returner.  Hell, he fumbled in the playoff game, and (even with his touchdown) averaged a yard less per kick return than Mark Jones.

And as I pointed out in another Dexter thread.... Dexter is averaging 25.1 yards a return, in comparison to the 23.6 yards you mention for Spurlock.   Now I'm no mathematician buuuuut.......

[Blaze688]

Dexter Jackson's inability to play football shouldn't alter people's memories.

Without his earth-shattering work of 7-second genius, Michael averaged 23.6 yards per return; which would fit him in between Michael Griffin and Tyson Thompson at 30th in the NFL (for players with 10+ returns).

Jackson is bad, but Spurlock wasn't a great returner.  Hell, he fumbled in the playoff game, and (even with his touchdown) averaged a yard less per kick return than Mark Jones.

And as I pointed out in another Dexter thread.... Dexter is averaging 25.1 yards a return, in comparison to the 23.6 yards you mention for Spurlock.   Now I'm no mathematician buuuuut.......

Wow, that's interesting.  I never thought to compare, because Dexter's been so... bad.  He'd be averaging 30 if he didn't slip after crossing the 20 yard line.

[krazybuc]

---The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the team I love. Jon Gruden is a detriment to the success and sustained greatness of the team I love. I hate Jon Gruden. Any Buccaneer fan who supports him, I hate also. May nothing good or joyful touch upon your life while you support Jon Gruden.---

D-bag alert.

Before leaving for Denver, maybe Sonic forgot to tell D-Jax about those turf monsters that sneak up on you and trip you when no defenders are around

[ABuccs Fan]

Wow, he fumbled in aplayoff game? So did Carnell yet many here want to lather his backside in olive oil.

[TURBO]

---The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the team I love. Jon Gruden is a detriment to the success and sustained greatness of the team I love. I hate Jon Gruden. Any Buccaneer fan who supports him, I hate also. May nothing good or joyful touch upon your life while you support Jon Gruden.---

D-bag alert.

You beat me to it.  That might be the most ridiculous/sad tag/sig line I have ever seen on this site.  I liked it better here when he was suspended...

[olafberserker]

---The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the team I love. Jon Gruden is a detriment to the success and sustained greatness of the team I love. I hate Jon Gruden. Any Buccaneer fan who supports him, I hate also. May nothing good or joyful touch upon your life while you support Jon Gruden.---

D-bag alert.

agreed.  some people are absolutely amazing.   wow we actually agree on something 100%

Wow, he fumbled in aplayoff game? So did Carnell yet many here want to lather his backside in olive oil.

You are killin me 2nite!!!

[jerseybucsfan]

There is a lowest common denominator to which only one or two people dare to sink.
D-bag indeed.

[ABuccs Fan]

Yes, yes TURBO. You got me suspended. I used the 6 letter F-word that is offensive to your kind of lifestyle. I should have remembered after those PM's you sent trying to hook-up with RayFC507. RJ might still have those copies of the PM's if you'd like to deny it, I could post them here?

WOW!!!

[SunnyD]

Last one in!?!?