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: October 29, 2008, 11:15:23 AM

 
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your robe.

4. You’ve never been asked, ‘Does this Burka make my butt look fat?’

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You’ve ever uttered the phrase, ‘I love what you’ve done with your cave.’

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban or Al-Qaeda…

1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean






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#1 : October 29, 2008, 12:08:16 PM

LOL...good stuff


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#2 : October 29, 2008, 12:40:37 PM

LMAO


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#3 : October 29, 2008, 09:27:16 PM

LOL...good stuff

he isnt a bigot for posting that? shocking


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#4 : October 29, 2008, 10:17:51 PM

LOL...good stuff

he isnt a bigot for posting that? shocking

Not really because its a joke.


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#5 : October 29, 2008, 10:26:55 PM

If you think the jihadists are all devout muslims, check this out...
http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a091101beforepinkpony


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#6 : October 30, 2008, 06:50:07 AM

If you think the jihadists are all devout muslims, check this out...
http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a091101beforepinkpony
Well, if you're going to blow yourself up...
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