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: January 20, 2007, 01:10:11 PM


Slovenian Martin Strel plans to swim the 3,375 miles down the Amazon river "for world peace and environment."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070119/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_swimmer_amazon

His plan seems a little sketchy to me, though.

"My escort boats will carry all the time buckets of fresh blood to pour in the water in case the piranhas or other fish attack me," Strel said with a thick Slovenian accent.

So, when he's attacked they're going to pour buckets of blood into the water. Hmm...


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#1 : January 20, 2007, 01:16:47 PM

lol goodluck.  the cast from "jackass" didnt set this up did they?


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#2 : January 20, 2007, 01:29:21 PM

Im sure if he makes it the leaders of the world will come together and declare peace on earth

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#3 : January 20, 2007, 01:36:22 PM

lol!!!
Im sure if he makes it the leaders of the world will come together and declare peace on earth

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#4 : January 20, 2007, 01:59:52 PM

How cute... does he want a cookie?


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#5 : January 20, 2007, 02:01:11 PM

World peace is stupid. If there was world peace I would be out of a job.

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#6 : January 20, 2007, 02:05:15 PM

World peace is stupid. If there was world peace I would be out of a job.

people who think world peace can happen is stupid. Always will be people who wont get along


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#7 : January 20, 2007, 02:09:05 PM

So, when he's attacked they're going to pour buckets of blood into the water. Hmm...

What is the line on him finishing? I think I might like some action of the pirahanas myself.

All posts are opinions in case you are too stupid to figure that out on your own without me saying it over and over.

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#8 : January 20, 2007, 05:30:04 PM

No one has even mentioned the huge snakes and so forth...Dude will never make it....i thought assisted suicide was against the law?


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#9 : January 20, 2007, 06:09:42 PM

Yeah, those world peace folks is stupud.

And this guy are stupid too.

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#10 : January 20, 2007, 06:13:27 PM

Joe, you should really work on your grammar.

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#11 : January 20, 2007, 06:18:37 PM

yeah, world piece are dumb.































*note to seed, joe was being humorous in the thread above, in case you didn't figure that one out yet*




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#12 : January 20, 2007, 07:26:05 PM

What the world ... needs now.....



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#13 : January 20, 2007, 08:03:44 PM

No one has even mentioned the huge snakes and so forth...Dude will never make it....i thought assisted suicide was against the law?

The story mentions snakes, along with poisonous insects, crocodiles, piranhas, fresh water stingrays, bullsharks, electric eels, Pororoca (regular ocean waves channeled and focused by the river until they're about 13 ft. tall) and the feared candiru, a tiny fish that, upon detecting urine in the water, will swim into your penis and lodge themselves there using spines, becoming nearly impossible to dislodge without slicing the urethra open. But hey, no problem, just throw some more chum in the water and he'll be fine.

In an update to this story, the crew said that after they bring us world peace they'll be announcing their plans to control wildfires using surplus fuel oil.


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#14 : January 20, 2007, 08:06:52 PM


In an update to this story, the crew said that after they bring us world peace they'll be announcing their plans to control wildfires using surplus fuel oil.



lmfao!

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