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: March 06, 2009, 06:48:22 AM

By Peter Michael
March 04, 2009 11:00pm

A TOURIST who refused to take his clothes off at a swinger sex party has been blamed for "a mini-riot" at a north Queensland nudist colony.

Police were called amid threats of violence and lewd behaviour and ordered the Brisbane man and his wife from the adults-only "anything goes" sex party.

Owner Tony Fox said the "mini-riot" erupted when four naked female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man.

"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them off and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off," said the nudist colony manager.
"He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25140373-952,00.html

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#1 : March 06, 2009, 07:30:02 AM

A video of the incident would be useful.


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#2 : March 06, 2009, 09:22:26 AM

A video of the incident would be useful.

LoL!

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#3 : March 06, 2009, 09:27:49 AM

I went to a nude beach in Australia once.   I would never do it again.    There were maybe 2 good looking women and the rest were so pathetically ugly that it was a repulsive experience.   

Plus, they made fun of the size of my manhood.   haha.  Just kidding about that one, but it wouldn't have been surprising.

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#4 : March 06, 2009, 09:50:45 AM

I went to a nude beach in Australia once. I would never do it again. There were maybe 2 good looking women and the rest were so pathetically ugly that it was a repulsive experience.

Plus, they made fun of my GFs manhood.

fixed it for you.


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#5 : March 06, 2009, 09:55:08 AM

WTH is "argy-bargy"?


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#6 : March 06, 2009, 10:55:47 AM

I don't believe I could ever do the nudist scene; even when I wasn't pasty white and fat.  I just don't get the whole thing to begin with.  It seems most nudist colonies are older folks who are far more attractive covered than nude!

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#7 : March 06, 2009, 10:57:54 AM

I don't believe I could ever do the nudist scene; even when I wasn't pasty white and fat.  I just don't get the whole thing to begin with.  It seems most nudist colonies are older folks who are far more attractive covered than nude!

Yeah anytime they have documentary on these folks there is a lot of "My eyes, the goggles no nothing" type moments. Call me when they have a nudist colony for bikini models only.

All posts are opinions in case you are too stupid to figure that out on your own without me saying it over and over.

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#8 : March 06, 2009, 11:23:11 AM

WTH is "argy-bargy"?

Pushing and shoving, mouthing off at each other.

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#9 : March 06, 2009, 11:25:29 AM

WTH is "argy-bargy"?

Pushing and shoving, mouthing off at each other.


Oh.  Sounded kind of gay...


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#10 : March 06, 2009, 11:31:55 AM

WTH is "argy-bargy"?

Pushing and shoving, mouthing off at each other.


Oh.  Sounded kind of gay...

Don't call Aussies gay...or they'll go all argy-bargy on you.


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#11 : March 06, 2009, 11:57:04 AM

I thought an "argy" was group sex for pirates


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#12 : March 06, 2009, 11:59:52 AM

WTH is "argy-bargy"?

Pushing and shoving, mouthing off at each other.


Oh. Sounded kind of gay...

Don't call Aussies gay...or they'll go all argy-bargy on you.

LOL!  Wouldn't want that!  I have an Aussie in my office.  I think I'll tease him with this term all day today...


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#13 : March 06, 2009, 12:16:42 PM

I thought an "argy" was group sex for pirates

Yeah, Just don't get stuck with that chick wearing an eyepatch with a peg-leg..

you'll get splinters.

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