Its one thing to play scrub schools but you wont even leave your pathetic swamp to play d-2 teams.
2008 Strength of Schedule:
Florida - 4th, 13 wins
Miami - 15th, 7 wins (with Florida being the main reason the rank is that high)
STANDING APPLAUSE FOR FLORIDA
WE PRODUCE CFL CALIBER PLAYERS
FROM 99 TO 04 WE PLAYED EVERY YEAR
Come back when you have a top-10 schedule, or at least win 10 games with a weaker one.
I HAVE PUBES WITH MORE BALLS THEN UF
YOU DISGRACE FLORIDA FOOTBALL SURE YOUR PRIDE
YO LETS HAVE THIS ARGUMENT IN PUBLIC
OR WILL ALEX BROWN GET ANOTHER BLACKEYE
**CENSORED** ASS PROGRAM WE NEVER RAN FROM THE BEST
WE CHALLENGE THE BEST
U KNOW BETTER SCRUBS
Please before you tRY to insult DA U look at your schedule
THE BLINDMAN SAYS " DID I JUST PASS I FISH MARKET"
THEN THE BLIND MAN REALIZES NOPE THATS GATOR FOOTBALL
3-3 GONMG INTO THE 4TH
Shannon says "Meyer why did you deny playing at Miami in  09
Meyer responds " Hell NO i remember the U excuse me why i change my diaper i stear clear of the U Lord knows i only want 4 road games a year so i can blow the BCS into thinking my team is good"
Shannon responds "so you blow the bcs?"
Meyer cries" I coach the gators we can't dominate like da U  does so i have to slob the knob for my team"
Shannon replies " keep signing the trash we don't want"then Shannon replies " Keep playing Troy U know your WEAK sec SCHEDULE DOES'NT PRESENT a challenge"
Meyer replies "I know Randy i swallow real well see my two BCS titles in 3 years thats why i quit playing Miami i know ill get my ass kicked"
Shannon replies "What a shame your national titles were decided by your blow job lips then your game. Youi're a disgrace to Florida football"
Meyer replies "Im sorry we decided not to travel to Miami this year i might be dumb but not stupid"
Shannon replies "enjoy because Miami runs the state of miami you run a **CENSORED** program with a **CENSORED** schedule wow you have 4 road games andf you call that championship caliber
Meyer replies "i came from Utah
Shannon replies "Go suck on some more BCS #@$% and hope you can beat another scrub BCS school"
Meyer replies" I knew we could beat Oklahome but Texas scares me"
Shannon ask" why because they beat Oklahoma on a neutral sight"?
Meyer responds "Randy yes i fear you but you don't understand who i had to blow to get to this point"
Shannon ask "Does that make U proud"
Meyer responds "On the college level yes' " i blew the world hoping everyone forgets that Ole Miss game"
Shannon replies"You're a disgrace to the competitor of college football rep and teach what its like fearing competition and you wonder why they flop in the NFL"
Meyer sounding upset "Hey i offer these dumbasses a scholarship and a head job so yes i get the best"
Shannon laughs 'yep go gators good luck in the CFL'