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John Galt?

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: March 31, 2009, 04:17:55 PM

There are some seriously screwed up people in town. Is there a sign on I-75 that's says "Wackos welcome"?

First I see this story:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar/31/woman-charged-exposure-dumping-sewage/

Then over in "similar topics" there is

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/sep/22/st-pete-police-say-transient-snoozed-nude-outside-/

and

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/oct/21/homeless-man-exposes-himself-trio-during-breakfast/

and

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar/17/man-exposed-sex-organs-tampa-bus-terminal-police-s/

Can no one keep their junk covered?


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#1 : March 31, 2009, 04:29:16 PM

Its Florida....The stupidest people in the world live there it seems.


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#2 : March 31, 2009, 04:41:51 PM

There are some seriously screwed up people in town. Is there a sign on I-75 that's says "Wackos welcome"?

First I see this story:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar/31/woman-charged-exposure-dumping-sewage/

Then over in "similar topics" there is

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/sep/22/st-pete-police-say-transient-snoozed-nude-outside-/

and

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/oct/21/homeless-man-exposes-himself-trio-during-breakfast/

and

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar/17/man-exposed-sex-organs-tampa-bus-terminal-police-s/

Can no one keep their junk covered?

Id rather live in Tampa than Cape Coral. The cape is a baron wasteland. In the 40's developers scraped the land and made that labyrinth of canals. If you bought land in Cape Coral, I feel bad for you.


Suh or bust, Dom. You make the call.

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#3 : March 31, 2009, 04:43:20 PM

LMAO! Geezus, a 62-year-old female flasher? That's a first..

Hopefully a last..

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#4 : March 31, 2009, 04:46:13 PM

LMAO! Geezus, a 62-year-old female flasher? That's a first..

Hopefully a last..

Have you seen Jackass 2? "I'm 82 year old....and i'm a slut" LOL!!


Suh or bust, Dom. You make the call.

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#5 : March 31, 2009, 05:04:16 PM

Im surprised Cape Coral isnt one of the Top 5 worst places to drive.

Not at all, most people keep their Hover-rounds on the sidewalks.


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#6 : March 31, 2009, 05:00:10 PM

Im surprised Cape Coral isnt one of the Top 5 worst places to drive.


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#7 : March 31, 2009, 05:03:01 PM


Id rather live in Tampa than Cape Coral. The cape is a baron wasteland. In the 40's developers scraped the land and made that labyrinth of canals. If you bought land in Cape Coral, I feel bad for you.

Those canals serve a vital purpose. Since the average age is 80'somethin' all the funeral homes are at canal nexus points so you can just roll the body into the canal and keep the streets from being clogged with hearses.


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#8 : March 31, 2009, 04:58:44 PM

LMAO! Geezus, a 62-year-old female flasher? That's a first..

Hopefully a last..

They arrested her for flashing and flushing.


and in Cape Coral, she'd be considered Young and hawt.


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#9 : March 31, 2009, 05:12:28 PM

Im surprised Cape Coral isnt one of the Top 5 worst places to drive.

Not at all, most people keep their Hover-rounds on the sidewalks.
LMFAO. That was a good one. You guys must have crowded sidewalks then.


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#10 : March 31, 2009, 05:24:20 PM

Im surprised Cape Coral isnt one of the Top 5 worst places to drive.

Not at all, most people keep their Hover-rounds on the sidewalks.
LMFAO. That was a good one. You guys must have crowded sidewalks then.

Only when you get near the Appleby's or Bob Evans. Or any place with a "Blue Plate Special" between 3:30 and 6:00


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#11 : March 31, 2009, 05:27:33 PM

Im surprised Cape Coral isnt one of the Top 5 worst places to drive.

Not at all, most people keep their Hover-rounds on the sidewalks.
LMFAO. That was a good one. You guys must have crowded sidewalks then.

Only when you get near the Appleby's or Bob Evans. Or any place with a "Blue Plate Special" between 3:30 and 6:00
Ahh nothing like living in the World's Living Cemetery. Florida is such an ideal place to live just with zombies and idiots. Only in time will it get worse or better I hope.


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#12 : March 31, 2009, 05:46:36 PM

Im surprised Cape Coral isnt one of the Top 5 worst places to drive.

Not at all, most people keep their Hover-rounds on the sidewalks.
LMFAO. That was a good one. You guys must have crowded sidewalks then.

Only when you get near the Appleby's or Bob Evans. Or any place with a "Blue Plate Special" between 3:30 and 6:00
Ahh nothing like living in the World's Living Cemetery. Florida is such an ideal place to live just with zombies and idiots. Only in time will it get worse or better I hope.

But there are


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#13 : March 31, 2009, 07:23:51 PM


Id rather live in Tampa than Cape Coral. The cape is a baron wasteland. In the 40's developers scraped the land and made that labyrinth of canals. If you bought land in Cape Coral, I feel bad for you.

Those canals serve a vital purpose. Since the average age is 80'somethin' all the funeral homes are at canal nexus points so you can just roll the body into the canal and keep the streets from being clogged with hearses.

Ok, atleast were on the same page about that city.


Suh or bust, Dom. You make the call.

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#14 : March 31, 2009, 07:33:28 PM


Id rather live in Tampa than Cape Coral. The cape is a baron wasteland. In the 40's developers scraped the land and made that labyrinth of canals. If you bought land in Cape Coral, I feel bad for you.

Those canals serve a vital purpose. Since the average age is 80'somethin' all the funeral homes are at canal nexus points so you can just roll the body into the canal and keep the streets from being clogged with hearses.

Ok, atleast were on the same page about that city.

I've always called it the World's Biggest Parking Lot. That's what it looks like from the air.

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