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: September 13, 2009, 03:04:55 PM

Three  Italian nuns die and go to heaven.


At  the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you  all
Led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months  to go
Back to earth and be anyone you wish to be
The first  nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'


And  *poof* she's gone.
The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and  *poof* she's gone.


The  third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'


St.  Peter lo oks perplexed. 'Who?' he ask
'Sara Pipalini,' replies  the nun.


St.  Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just  doesn't
Ring a bell.'
The nun then takes a newspaper out of  her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St Peter reads the paper  and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
Says.


'No  sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid  by
1,400 men in 6 months.'

If you laugh, you're going  straight to hell!
 

 
 



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#1 : September 15, 2009, 07:20:24 PM

Two women friends had a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
a little over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a card
stuck to her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

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