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#15 : September 24, 2009, 02:40:26 PM

Gruden once wore a rattlesnake as a condom.

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#16 : September 24, 2009, 02:44:10 PM

Gruden once wore a rattlesnake as a condom.
Keep your tales from the bedroom out of this thread.

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#17 : September 24, 2009, 02:47:00 PM

Gruden once shot a man for snoring too loudly.


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#18 : September 24, 2009, 02:49:59 PM

He once made love to my wife, and it was the most Beautiful thing I ever saw.

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#19 : September 24, 2009, 02:51:06 PM

he was the first man to give birth!!!!!!   lmao


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#20 : September 24, 2009, 02:54:33 PM

That Gruden..... You know he'll eat a homeless person if you dare him.

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#21 : September 24, 2009, 03:03:50 PM

Gruden once shot a man for snoring too loudly.

LOL!   Did you buy that Time/Life set?   I loved that one.

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#22 : September 24, 2009, 03:04:30 PM

He once made love to my wife, and it was the most Beautiful thing I ever saw.


LOL!   that's a good one.



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#23 : September 24, 2009, 03:06:08 PM

This thread is a reach around...

No thanks.

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#24 : September 24, 2009, 03:08:29 PM

Jon Gruden once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

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#25 : September 24, 2009, 03:12:26 PM

Jon Gruden once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

haha.
Did you know Jon Gruden is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Jon Gruden pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!"


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#26 : September 24, 2009, 03:30:42 PM

I bet we would have haynesworth if gruden was still here!

I agree.

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#27 : September 24, 2009, 03:37:12 PM

threads like this make me wonder if we have 6 year olds as subscribers.

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#28 : September 24, 2009, 03:42:42 PM

You are an idiot seeing as Gruden didn't control the defense. I thought you didn't know much about about football but you don't have to keep proving me right

Dude, wake up.  There is no Santa Clause, There is no Easter Bunny, and Morris is not a NFL head coach. 
LMAO best line I've heard in a while...sad thing is its true

Bring back GRUDEN!!!

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#29 : September 24, 2009, 03:47:35 PM

Like him as coach or hate him, Gruden definately knows the teams and their personel right now.  I like the comment he made in ESPN magazine recently:
"Jaws, did you know that since the NFL aligned to 8 divisions in 2002, five NFC South teams have gone from last to first in one year?  It is going to happen again - the Saints are going to steamroll everyone with their ability to score on every possession."

So far, he seems spot on with his assessment.  We will see if it turns out in the end.  Jaws did not like the Saints pick, he prefered the Falcons.  Football Outsiders picked the Carolnia Panthers going 9-7 and winning the division.  The Bucs?  7-9.

Besides Gruden's assessment, little else seems right about the story about the South after two weeks.
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