Just think, If Gruden was still here we would be 2-0

[LoganBucs37]

Gruden once wore a rattlesnake as a condom.

[MBF]

Gruden once wore a rattlesnake as a condom.

Keep your tales from the bedroom out of this thread.

[GhostRider]

Gruden once shot a man for snoring too loudly.

[LoganBucs37]

He once made love to my wife, and it was the most Beautiful thing I ever saw.

[Capt_Chaos]

he was the first man to give birth!!!!!!   lmao

[LoganBucs37]

That Gruden..... You know he'll eat a homeless person if you dare him.

[JavaBuc]

Gruden once shot a man for snoring too loudly.

LOL!   Did you buy that Time/Life set?   I loved that one.

[JavaBuc]

He once made love to my wife, and it was the most Beautiful thing I ever saw.

LOL!   that's a good one.

This thread is a reach around...

No thanks.

[JavaBuc]

Jon Gruden once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

[LoganBucs37]

Jon Gruden once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

haha.
Did you know Jon Gruden is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Jon Gruden pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!"

[TheKeyStoneBucs]

I bet we would have haynesworth if gruden was still here!

I agree.

[alldaway]

threads like this make me wonder if we have 6 year olds as subscribers.

[OKC PAC]

You are an idiot seeing as Gruden didn't control the defense. I thought you didn't know much about about football but you don't have to keep proving me right

Dude, wake up.  There is no Santa Clause, There is no Easter Bunny, and Morris is not a NFL head coach. 

LMAO best line I've heard in a while...sad thing is its true

[AcuraT]

Like him as coach or hate him, Gruden definately knows the teams and their personel right now.  I like the comment he made in ESPN magazine recently:
"Jaws, did you know that since the NFL aligned to 8 divisions in 2002, five NFC South teams have gone from last to first in one year?  It is going to happen again - the Saints are going to steamroll everyone with their ability to score on every possession."

So far, he seems spot on with his assessment.  We will see if it turns out in the end.  Jaws did not like the Saints pick, he prefered the Falcons.  Football Outsiders picked the Carolnia Panthers going 9-7 and winning the division.  The Bucs?  7-9.

Besides Gruden's assessment, little else seems right about the story about the South after two weeks.