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#15 : March 03, 2007, 10:25:28 PM

mike alstott does not sleep...he waits

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#16 : March 03, 2007, 10:28:47 PM

mike alstott does not sleep...he waits


....he can't sleep because Jon Gruden is hiding under his bed and Bruce Allen is in his closet.


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#17 : March 03, 2007, 10:29:20 PM

the chief export of mike alstott is touchdowns



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#18 : March 03, 2007, 10:29:25 PM

Mike Alstott invented light, you're welcome.

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#19 : March 03, 2007, 10:30:03 PM

There once was a rumor that Mike Alstott was defeated in a fight by a pirate. This was just a rumor started by Mike Alstott himself to lure more pirates to him.

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#20 : March 03, 2007, 10:30:11 PM

mike alstott does not sleep...he waits


....he can't sleep because Jon Gruden is hiding under his bed and Bruce Allen is in his closet.

that reminds me.

when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for mike alstott



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#21 : March 03, 2007, 10:30:28 PM

There once was a rumor that Mike Alstott was defeated in a fight by a pirate. This was just a rumor started by Mike Alstott himself to lure more pirates to him.
HAHAHA

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#22 : March 03, 2007, 10:30:54 PM

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? well what do u think

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#23 : March 03, 2007, 10:30:59 PM

Mike Alstott is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mike Alstott pajamas.




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#24 : March 03, 2007, 10:31:13 PM

There once was a rumor that Mike Alstott was defeated in a fight by a pirate. This was just a rumor started by Mike Alstott himself to lure more pirates to him.

lmao!!!

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#25 : March 03, 2007, 10:35:39 PM

the chief export of mike alstott is touchdowns

the second main export of mike alstott is pain....just ask the cleveland browns



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#26 : March 03, 2007, 11:29:01 PM

when mike alstott jumps in the pool he doesnt get wet...the water gets mike alstott

Loved it.  :)

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#27 : March 03, 2007, 11:31:31 PM

Mike Alstott can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves

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#28 : March 03, 2007, 11:34:37 PM

Mike Alstott can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves

Now that is impressive.


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#29 : March 04, 2007, 12:10:12 AM

Mike Alstott   Can believe it's not butter
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