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« : November 05, 2010, 11:33:48 PM »

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my **CENSORED**.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my **CENSORED** or I’m going to cut your **CENSORED**ing throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

 :woohoo: I bet Java would be all over this chick.

link : http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report


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« #1 : November 08, 2010, 06:35:55 PM »

After looking at her picture, I'd have to opt for having my throat cut.


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« #2 : November 09, 2010, 04:57:45 PM »

Legend wrote:
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Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my **CENSORED**.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my **CENSORED** or I’m going to cut your *censored* throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

 :woohoo: I bet Java would be all over this chick.

link : http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report


Naw....it's not a tranny! :woohoo:


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« #3 : November 09, 2010, 07:16:47 PM »

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Naw....it's not a tranny! :woohoo:



How can you tell???


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« #4 : November 12, 2010, 10:18:09 PM »

John Galt? wrote:
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doobiedoright wrote:
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Naw....it's not a tranny! :woohoo:



How can you tell???


The article said it had "vaginal odor"


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« #5 : November 13, 2010, 02:55:33 PM »

Cadillac Attack wrote:
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John Galt? wrote:
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doobiedoright wrote:
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Naw....it's not a tranny! :woohoo:



How can you tell???


The article said it had "vaginal odor"



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