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#540 : May 24, 2013, 11:56:30 AM

You know, it's not elite speed, but the kid has amazing acceleration. I was not happy when we drafted him, but he served me a huge plate of crow last season. I ate it merrily.

Here's to another dynamite year, Dougie!
But would you shower with him tho?

Does a polar bear take icy sh!ts?


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#541 : May 24, 2013, 12:02:38 PM

You know, it's not elite speed, but the kid has amazing acceleration. I was not happy when we drafted him, but he served me a huge plate of crow last season. I ate it merrily.

Here's to another dynamite year, Dougie!
But would you shower with him tho?

Does a polar bear take icy sh!ts?
Lmao.. Yes they do

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#542 : May 24, 2013, 12:14:00 PM

You know, it's not elite speed, but the kid has amazing acceleration. I was not happy when we drafted him, but he served me a huge plate of crow last season. I ate it merrily.

Here's to another dynamite year, Dougie!
But would you shower with him tho?

Does a polar bear take icy sh!ts?

Are there naked d*cks in gay porn?


Hell, brees might not be as accurate as manziel.

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#543 : May 25, 2013, 01:51:58 PM

You know, it's not elite speed, but the kid has amazing acceleration. I was not happy when we drafted him, but he served me a huge plate of crow last season. I ate it merrily.

Here's to another dynamite year, Dougie!
But would you shower with him tho?

Does a polar bear take icy sh!ts?

Are there naked d*cks in gay porn?

Why do you have to make everything into a gay joke, Chace?


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#544 : May 25, 2013, 03:28:22 PM

You know, it's not elite speed, but the kid has amazing acceleration. I was not happy when we drafted him, but he served me a huge plate of crow last season. I ate it merrily.

Here's to another dynamite year, Dougie!
But would you shower with him tho?

Does a polar bear take icy sh!ts?

Are there naked d*cks in gay porn?

Why do you hqave to make everything into a gay joke, Chace?
Probably in the closet

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#545 : May 25, 2013, 03:30:51 PM

You know, it's not elite speed, but the kid has amazing acceleration. I was not happy when we drafted him, but he served me a huge plate of crow last season. I ate it merrily.

Here's to another dynamite year, Dougie!
But would you shower with him tho?

Does a polar bear take icy sh!ts?

Are there naked d*cks in gay porn?

Why do you have to make everything into a gay joke, Chace?

Do you have to make everything into a polar bear joke, b4e?


Hell, brees might not be as accurate as manziel.

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#546 : May 25, 2013, 04:16:20 PM

Do you have to make everything into a polar bear joke, b4e?

Yes.

Oh btw, just to keep this thread on topic, I hope Doug Martin is never eaten by a polar bear.


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#547 : May 25, 2013, 08:41:42 PM

Do you have to make everything into a polar bear joke, b4e?

Yes.

Oh btw, just to keep this thread on topic, I hope Doug Martin is never eaten by a gay polar bear.

Fixed that for ya!

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#548 : May 26, 2013, 02:38:40 AM

Ugh...gay polar bears are the worst...

..ask Freeman.


Hell, brees might not be as accurate as manziel.

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#549 : May 26, 2013, 11:39:57 AM

Hee Hee!

Michael Jackson is our gol damned quarterback...smmfh.


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#553 : July 30, 2013, 09:37:23 PM

just a reminder of what Doug did as a rookie.....



Player                            Total     Rush       Rec                YPC       TD      Fumble

#1 Adrian Peterson           2314    2097      217                  6.0        13        4
#2 Doug Martin                 1926   1454       472                  4.6         12       1
#3 Marshawn Lynch          1786   1590       196                  5.0         12       5
#4 Jamaal Charles            1745   1509      236                  5.3          6        5
#5 CJ Spiller                      1703   1244      459                  6.0          8        3
#6 Alfred Morris                 1690    1613     77                    4.8         13       4
#7 Arian Foster                  1641    1424    217                   4.1         17       3
#8 Ray Rice                       1621    1143    478                  4.4           10      1
#9 Chris Johnson               1475    1243    232                  4.5           6        5
#10 Frank Gore                  1463    1214    234                  4.7           9        2
: July 30, 2013, 09:46:37 PM JDouble

Draft Aaron Donald



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#554 : July 30, 2013, 09:49:22 PM

Dougernaught will forever be JDouble's Magnum Opus as a draftnik. Here's hoping for more home runs in the future. :)

This space for rent....*sigh* I trusted you coach.
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