I got a good nickname for Mason Foster:

[JavaRay]

Dude, Im Norwegian! You think we know anything about wrestling? I even doubt most americans know about him.

It wouldn't surprise me.  I was in South Africa a few months ago and there was a ton of old WWF stuff on TV.

They show that crap WWF in every country I've ever been to.  Even in India.   I never watch it more than 2 minutes though.   It's total garbage.

[JavaRay]

I even doubt most americans know about him.

I didn't know who he was.   I had to look him up.

[tatmanfish]

So it's a wrestling thing?

Im not so sure if I like my sig anymore.... I just thought it was funny, now it's some wrestling bull**CENSORED**.

wow, you live under a rock? Its like the mom from "Pool Boys" who thinks puntang is a mixed drink. Im embarrassed for you.

Dude, Im Norwegian! You think we know anything about wrestling? I even doubt most americans know about him.

lol, the WWE shows are watched by more people on a weekly basis than any other show on television. They have more followers on Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media outlet than NFL, MLB, and NBA combined. They have the longest running weekly TV show in history. Its shown in over 150 countries around the world.

Most Americans know who Ric Flair.

Yes, you do live under a rock called Norway. Im sorry.

[Tampa-Two]

So it's a wrestling thing?

Im not so sure if I like my sig anymore.... I just thought it was funny, now it's some wrestling bull**CENSORED**.

wow, you live under a rock? Its like the mom from "Pool Boys" who thinks puntang is a mixed drink. Im embarrassed for you.

Dude, Im Norwegian! You think we know anything about wrestling? I even doubt most americans know about him.

lol, the WWE shows are watched by more people on a weekly basis than any other show on television. They have more followers on Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media outlet than NFL, MLB, and NBA combined. They have the longest running weekly TV show in history. Its shown in over 150 countries around the world.

Most Americans know who Ric Flair.

Yes, you do live under a rock called Norway. Im sorry.

Yeah, im really unfortunate to not be a redneck rooting for wrestling. I wish I had my very own trailer and a pregnant 14 year old daughter. Im really missing all that. It's the american dream you know.

(Please don't get too offended by this, don't start a war or something.)

[wreck ship]

So it's a wrestling thing?

Im not so sure if I like my sig anymore.... I just thought it was funny, now it's some wrestling bull**CENSORED**.

wow, you live under a rock? Its like the mom from "Pool Boys" who thinks puntang is a mixed drink. Im embarrassed for you.

Dude, Im Norwegian! You think we know anything about wrestling? I even doubt most americans know about him.

lol, the WWE shows are watched by more people on a weekly basis than any other show on television. They have more followers on Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media outlet than NFL, MLB, and NBA combined. They have the longest running weekly TV show in history. Its shown in over 150 countries around the world.

Most Americans know who Ric Flair.

Yes, you do live under a rock called Norway. Im sorry.

Yeah, im really unfortunate to not be a redneck rooting for wrestling. I wish I had my very own trailer and a pregnant 14 year old daughter. Im really missing all that. It's the american dream you know.

(Please don't get too offended by this, don't start a war or something.)

I had to laugh out loud on that one...carry on

[Buc on the Move]

Tampa Two, thanks for the laugh.  I'd love to get up to that part of the world and check out some fjords.  I may be getting the opportunity in the next year or two.  Don't trash the rednecks too much, or I'll bring my assault rifle with me, or get your 14 yr. old daughter pregnant.  You've got to work on the trailer part yourself.  "Don't start a war or something" That sh!t is great! 

[JavaRay]

Most Americans know who Ric Flair.

I disagree with that.

[tatmanfish]

Most Americans know who Ric Flair.

I disagree with that.

lol, says the guy who doesnt even live in the states. WWE has roughly 500 million viewers a week with over 5 million in the US watching one of there weekly shows. Add in anyone who has watched wrestling in the last 20 years has seen Ric Flair as hes always been a big name in the business.

I heard bronzer was Norways #1 face cream.

Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket?
A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high.

Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket?
A: Because they’re looking for the low prices.

Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast?
A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed.

Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?
A: Thought it was a map.

Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door.

Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time!"

Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine?
A: Dive down and knock on the window. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Norwegians?"

Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
A: Give it a Norwegian crew.

Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway?
A: Tourist.

[Beatles123]

I am shocked at the lack of respect shown for ric flair. Anyone who actually knows wrestling knows the Nature Boy is one of the all time greats. You could never understand everything he was to wrestling.

That being said, the fact Java calls him an idiot is no surprise ans shows he knows nothing of what wrestling truly is and how influential he was. Oh, how I cannot wait for someone to drag up some of the more campy wrestling moments and use it to belittle what it is, instead of actually watching a classic bout like Flair/Savage or Steamboat and Flair. It's sad really.

People hate what they do not understand.

[Tampa-Two]

Wow tatmanfish. You're really something. First you get so offended that you actually defend wrestling and then you show the intelligence of a true wrestling fan. "Hmmm, how can I offend him back? How about some dumb jokes, lets google 'Norwegian jokes', Oh! 10 Norwegian jokes who make no sense, I'll just copy paste all of them. Because if the first one is terrible it will become good if you follow it up with nine other awful jokes."

Anyway... Have you decided if you are gonna bring the shotgun to the wedding or not?

[Tampa-Two]

I am shocked at the lack of respect shown for ric flair. Anyone who actually knows wrestling knows the Nature Boy is one of the all time greats. You could never understand everything he was to wrestling.

That being said, the fact Java calls him an idiot is no surprise ans shows he knows nothing of what wrestling truly is and how influential he was. Oh, how I cannot wait for someone to drag up some of the more campy wrestling moments and use it to belittle what it is, instead of actually watching a classic bout like Flair/Savage or Steamboat and Flair. It's sad really.

People hate what they do not understand.

Heres Pony man to defend wrestling again. How big is your trailer?

[Beatles123]

So now you resort to discrimination.

[tatmanfish]

Wow tatmanfish. You're really something. First you get so offended that you actually defend wrestling and then you show the intelligence of a true wrestling fan. "Hmmm, how can I offend him back? How about some dumb jokes, lets google 'Norwegian jokes', Oh! 10 Norwegian jokes who make no sense, I'll just copy paste all of them. Because if the first one is terrible it will become good if you follow it up with nine other awful jokes."

Anyway... Have you decided if you are gonna bring the shotgun to the wedding or not?

lol, you started by trashing america and and stereo typed 500million people who watched wrestling as rednecks with pregnant teens living in a trailer. pot, meet kettle.


Norway...the country known for, uh...well. They got raped and pillaged and taken over by Vikings. Found some oil that saved their country. And are a bunch of passive socialist who refuse to take any sides. Sorry, I couldnt stereo type someone who greatest claim is finding oil and being next to sweden. All I could figure is any polish joke could also apply, just replace the slur pollock with norwegian and it would be equally as fitting.

[Tampa-Two]

Stereo typed. Does that mean that Im typing with two speakers?

[Tampa-Two]

Also

"Norway...the country known for, uh...well. They got raped and pillaged and taken over by Vikings" wow, wouldn't that be incest? Since the Vikings were NORWEGIAN. We don't do that. Wrestling fans on the other hand....