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Uncle Stan

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: December 04, 2012, 05:02:58 PM

> To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

> And those who don't and are always

> seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 

>

> As Ben Franklin said:

> In wine there is wisdom,

> In beer there is freedom,

> In water there is bacteria.

>

> In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have

> demonstrated that if we drink

> 1 litre of water each day,

> At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of E.

> Coli bacteria found in feces.

> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

>

> However,

> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,

> whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a

> purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

>

> Remember:

> Water = Poop,

> Wine = Health

>

> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink

> water and be full of sh!t...

>

> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

> I'm doing it as a public service

Learn to disagree without being disagreeable-Ronald Reagan circa 1981

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#1 : December 04, 2012, 05:51:19 PM

its been long proven 1oz of alcohol daily is like a VITAMIN. It lowers blood pressure, has B vitamins, lowers stress levels, calms nerves, slows the metabolism (as a mild depressant)...etc
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